i love deep space nine because an episode will be like "kira reunites with old allies in an attempt to prevent civil war on her home planet" and then the b-plot is "o'brien gets really good at darts"

sits

Vic Fontaine: hey pallies I’m cursed with the knowledge that im a hologram and nothing I ever do will truly matter because my life and everything in it is fake

Ds9 crew: haha you’re so funny and sexy Vic sing a centuries old jazz song for us

garak: introduces himself

julian:

DS9 writer’s room writing ‘By Inferno’s Light’

writer 1: so Garak is going to look at Julian’s haggard exhausted face and then force himself to endure intense psychological trauma so he can save this man’s life?

writer 2: yep

writer 1: because he looks into Julian’s eyes and knows Julian is a higher priority than his own sanity? his care for Julian overrides even his innate Cardassian self-preservation instinct?

writer 2: you got it

writer 1: and earlier we wrote that scene where he allowed Julian to share the most private meaningful moment of his life, even giving him his greatest secret- the identity of his father…

writer 3: I mean maybe I’m being crazy here but that sounds a little gay

writer 2: oh don’t worry, I wrote him one single line where he mentions he’s doing it for that one girl Cardassian

writer 1: the girl he’s specified his lack of romantic interest for in multiple previous episodes?

writer 2: yep, her

writer 3: ok perfect I think we’re done here!

all together: *high five* Heterosexuals!

I think we’re missing the comedic potential of Janeway and Paris deciding to bring their lizard off-spring aborad Voyager especially when they start making frequent contact with Starfleet*

Janeway: *Holding the three lizard babies* Admiral Paris, meet your new grandchildren. 

Remember that time Quark did “Regis and Kathy-Lee” back in the day?

CHRIST

I can’t believe Quark got Oomox on live television

[image of quark with a QUARK label on the screen, and one of Regis grabbing his ear while Kathy Lee looks on]

Open your eyes really wide like there’s something wrong!

Is it just me or does Gowron always, and I mean in every single shot he’s in, look like he just saw a rat run across the room?

He’s in a constant state of bug eyed surprise

They had to kill Tasha Yarr because if she hadn’t died before Ro Laren came onto the bridge their combined Top Energy would’ve killed Riker on the spot.

excuse me while I

consider this: tng set un the future so

TASHA YAR WILL BE A LESBIAN

She has been, and always shall be, a lesbian

Janeway when Seven joins the crew: I’ve only known Seven of Nine for a day and half, but if anything happens to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

i LOVE star trek!!!! captain cork and spank and boney m oh no the clingfilm are attacking!!! the energise saves the day!!! i love space tracks

A little line up.

[image: digital drawings of the TNG bridge crew and then the main cast]

Star Trek writers: Oh yes the founding members of the Federation: humans, Vulcans,… *looks at smudged writing on hand*… Anderson Cooper,……… teletubbies

If this post gets 150 notes I’ll make a DS9 anime opening.

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