noopy btw. if you care
about to go left side mode (rolling over on my left side in bed)
Still wrapping my head around the fact the phrase "Hold Your Horses" is a play on the word Stable...
To be stable.
some people are afraid to be corny. not me. i live life on the cob, baby.
Human: Going to measure how deep the snowfall is
Cat: (HURLS SELF INTO THE SNOW) IT THIS DEEP
@skiplo-wave
LET HIM HELP
this is the exact atmosphere emitted by every dollar tree store in every location across the country
“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.
whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape
world heritage post
can you draw sonic the hashbrown?
I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out
This is by the Mincing Mockingbird guy (of “I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip” and “The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math” fame) and you can buy them here
I….I need all of them
I love how he just catches her
i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.
sorry for thinking it's sexy when people's hair starts graying😔 i'm right tho
What are they
Bad at drinking milk






