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I Don't Even Know

@keeperofthehens / keeperofthehens.tumblr.com

She/her. This is a collection of garbage but I try to tag my garbage the best I can.
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being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

just blocked a bunch of terfs, and as op may well be aware already, they’ve been rbing the unedited version of this post. on the brighter side, you can now hover over several radfem blogs and see some variation of this

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Yeppp. That’s why I had to add the banner. Blocking them is like whack-a-mole.

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…..ok

my bf found the image so i can explain it now

my mom would write bible verses on like anything when i was younger so this happened

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OH THATS REALLY FUNNY

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why is there no Barbie mortician career doll

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everybody is like “oh you think dolls die?” “how would a kid tell if a doll is dead?” have you ever watched a child play with dolls, they have morbid creativity levels that rival Shakespeare

my favorite thing about being able to see people’s tags is seeing my posts tagged “not [thing]” by people who blog about a topic and have that tag for off-topic things

I saw that someone tagged my post “not beyblade” earlier and just. delightful. like fuck dude i guess it is not beyblade

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i miss when places required masks, man… everyone is SO fucking selfish. and gross!

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ofc not everyone would abide by that because they’re whiny little bitches with no regard for anyone else but it still meant a vast majority of people were obligated to do it & did it. way more than now. remember how much it actively cut into the numbers for not only covid but other respiratory illnesses and they just.. dropped all requirements. LOL

i am a gluttonous king sitting at the end of a banquet table piled high with cds and vinyl and cassettes and i take a big bite out of a record and then lick the dust off my fingers and i unspool the cassette tape and twirl it up in my fork and take a big bite

Being in a place with bad service/internet means whenever I get news about American politics it’s always just horrific stuff I have zero clue about

Supporting artists with stricter intellectual property policy = broke

Supporting artists with public funding for the arts + free education + a welfare state that guarantees the basic necessities of life to all = woke

it's fucked that mead is a real drink that you can buy from a store and you don't actually need to brew it in your own dwarven wooden barrel or be invited by small mice into their larder to try. it's also fucked that grog is a real drink that wasn't made up by pirate orcs, and also is just watered down rum instead of, like, a bubbling green slop with stink lines coming off of it. does this make sense