every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem
bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense
dyatlovpassingprivilege
me: it's so fucked man they literally made soup tenderqueer. it's like a little bug guy coded thing to do now. and with the rate i shovel that shit down i might as well be getting an adventure zone tattoo and listening to cavetown. fuck man
siberian logger that died when a tree fell on him in 1919, strapped in next to me on the torture racks: я думаю, что ты пидор, да?
snapchat is an application of the devil if someone asks you for your snap know they have been infiltrated by demonic energy and their soul is no longer theirs frankly
Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys
bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior
hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative
hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly
my unreliable ass could never be a narrator
Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me
need to be ripped apart and left like that for a few days i think
having a crush is so embarrassing i need to be lobotomized
like what if i want us to hold hands & maybe even jump off a cliff together. whatever. fuck you
okok whats everyones 61th song on spotify wrapped? just a random number. i did not choose it bc mine is Building the Crate from the movie Chicken Run.
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