He’s going to steal everyone’s left shoe

If the mission to Mandalore had happened when Obi-Wan and Satine were only 14 instead of 16 it would have been so much funnier okay.

But then obviously since Obi-Wan is only 14 I think Jaster and Jango should show up to help them and now they’re trying to steal Qui-Gon’s feral babies. Rude. He found those fair and square. Jaster WILL fight him for it tho-

You know what, Commander Fox should have blood red eyes. Just one of those weird quirks in the cloning process.

He deserves to be the most unnerving little shit on Kamino. I want Jango Fett to have nightmares about this one cadet stalking him through too dark bright white corridors until the day he dies. I want Alpha 17 to catch sight of his baby murder eyes out of the corner of his gaze and go what-the-fuck? I'm keeping this one. ( He is not allowed to keep this one.) I want members of the Senate to flinch when he takes his helmet off and looks at them with that bloodshed gaze of his. As a treat.

for @dammmithardison

“It’s only a crime if you get caught, really,” General Kenobi nodded.

“We did get caught, Sir.”

“Semantics, my dear Commander, semantics.”

“This is the best day of my life,” Fox sniffled, holding up the camera again. “General, give us a smile!”

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before

I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures

You will be very, very sorry…. Forever.

Gotham Adventures #26

This should be the new “is your Batman remotely like Batman” test. Can your version of Batman be caring enough to hold and care for a small child, yet still menace four criminals into surrendering, and even then still not be scary enough that a civilian can just go up to him and say “hey you holding that baby wrong, you clearly do not know what you’re doing. Let me help.” And he accepts her help, doesn’t try pretend he doesn’t need help because it’d hurt his image. 

That’s Batman.

I know, I know, gatekeeping the outdoors, that's supposedly bad, right, but I think if you show up to do a hike and you brought a portable speaker with you to play music while you hike, I think, like hear me out, there should be a gate, and someone at the gate should keep you from doing the hike.

playing music in public should get strong social disapproval

Recorded music, anyway. Live music is different rules. If you want to lug an entire cello up a mountain you can do whatever the hell you want.

Carrying a speaker on a hike to make everyone listen to your bullshit, and simply sitting under a tree and playing a fiddle in the woods, are two activities so different they may as well not exist in the same world.

Hello I’m ready to be unextinct for Pride 🌈

work cafeteria is getting weird with pride month inclusion but like ok i guess

Breaking news: Idiot husbands arrested for the murder of chancellor Palpatine

Our blessed tumblr

A holy site

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin

sorry what

Captain Rex: Experience outranks everything.

Coric, just walking by and turning to give Rex a Look:

Rex: Except the medics.

ATTACHMENTS ARE NOT RELATIONSHIPS

I need everyone who claims to like SW to understand that. Attachments are not relationships.

It's not about having friends or lovers or people to care about. It's obsessive fear of loss and jealousy. You know what we call that on Earth? Abandonment issues and people pleasing. We go to therapy for that, bc it's not healthy and it makes us miserable.

So why can't Jedi marry? The Jedi believe that children and spouses deserve complete attention. They believe that people deserve present parents and involved partners. Being a Jedi isn't a job. It's a lifestyle. How dare they preach compassion and fairness and justice whilst leaving some abandoned child somewhere? How dare they teach kindness and love and self sacrifice while having a neglected spouse?

That's the difference. That's why Kanan, who no longer lives like a Jedi in the Republic, can have a relationship and not have attachments, and be a good enough Jedi to be knighted. That's why Luke, who loved his father, could be a Jedi. That's why Obi Wan, who loved Qui-Gon, Satine, Bail and Breha, Ahsoka, Anakin, Luke, and Leia and had life-long relationships with them could be a Jedi. That's why Yoda, who loved his family so much that feeling their deaths from across the Galaxy made him stumble, could be a good Jedi.

Relationships were encouraged. That's healthy. That's loving. That's being alive.

Attachment is fear, and fear isn't love. Fear is selfishness.

I always thought unhealthy attachment was:

And this is what the Jedi are talking about when they say attachment is not allowed. None of my examples are about love, but they are about people not letting go.

The Jedi have it right. You've gotta let people do their own thing. Its not easy, but that's their choice.

This is a beautiful pencil test by my friend Tina Nawrocki, you might know her from her work on the ‘Cuphead’ game. She is making a hand drawn animated short about a Polish mermaid called ‘Syrenka: Legend of the Warsaw Mermaid’. Hand drawn animation is very important to me - nothing else seems as magical as drawings that come to life! If you love hand drawn animation as much as I do, please consider supporting her crowdfunding campaign. Time is running out!

If you think Death Watch were just trying to like, fight for preserving Mandalorian culture or something and aren't really bad guys, I'm gonna assume you either haven't watched TCW in a long time or you think enslaving and murdering people and burning down villages is just part of Mandalorian culture and needs to be preserved.

I don't care if no new shows come out for 2 years, the sheer amount of media that exists couldn't be watched in a million years. Go back and watch old movies and shows, YouTube videos, documentaries, read a book. Anyone acting like this writers strike is less important than their entertainment, you aren't a leftist or an ally to the working class, you're a spoiled bougie brat

We are fandom strong. We're happy to write and create our own shit to entertain each other while supporting writers getting paid.

Pay heed to Klaudia Amenábar's words! Don't let the executives weaponize fandoms. WGA Strong.

Fanfiction

I’m curious to know, how many of y’all remember when explicit/smutty fics were called lemons? And why’d we stop cause it was kinda cute 🍋

I’m 31 this year and have these moments of extreme nostalgia for whatever reason and this was this morning’s lmao

Lemons/Limes, yuri/yaoi, squirks, DLDR (don't like don't read), the days of authors and characters 'talking' in the notes, songfics....FF.net