what the heck is going on

“who ARE you” 

This b true

me irl

this is literally the height of comedy tho

Elijah: “Cristine, what are you doing?”

Christine: “Just watching TV.”

Elijah: “You’re in IKEA. It’s not on.”

[X-Files theme plays]

me in a Best Buy: excuse me, which one is the best

employee: I’m sorry, what?

me: which is the best to buy

Me😅