holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

certified iconic post

This photo of my brother’s cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

He just wants to be included!!

(He’s got an Insta btw).

This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.

Where do I send the e-wreath?

@ bugs

u have no morals

WHAT?

me, landing in korea: 

Apparently when my grandma first came to America she didn’t know what a raccoon was and assumed it was a fucked up cat and adopted it. I just imagine this 13 yr old girl with a heavy Eastern European accent being like “this is my cat, Petr. He is not very friendly”

prettiest girl in the creek

Her rival.

Harry Potter had a crush on Cho specifically because she was good at Quidditch, and could go toe to toe with him as a seeker. Harry Potter started developing feelings for Ginny after she joined the Quidditch Team, and their first kiss happen as a celebration of winning a important match for the house cup, and she will later become a freaking professional quidditch player.

Harry Potter is into jocks. Harry Potter is into jocks that, specifically, could kick his ass at his favorite sport.

I feel like this is an important thing to know about the guy.

(jk rowling voice) harry gets pegged

They need to gmo this shit

quarantine moods ive seen:

*holds my own hand* its gonna be ok babe