Why is the guy on the left dressed like griffin mcelroy

when youre pregnant you can only eat tiny miniature versions of foods otherwise the the baby wont be able to fit it in its little mouth im a scientist

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

partnership not ownership

Reblog until I die

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

The bourgeoisie

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

Me at age 12 listening to this on repeat

Cosplayer Kiera Please!

IG: kieraplease

This should have way more notes she murdered these 😍

KIDS ARE SO RUTHLESS

“You look slow and easy to kill”

Jeremy didn’t come to play 

google just made me so emo

oh my god I can’t stop crying

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

I’m not crying you’re crying

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

Serena Williams for FADER Magazine

Beauty

😍😍😍😍😍😍

seeing untagged nsfw on your dash

everyone over 5’5 doesnt deserve happiness

what???? didn’t hear u all the way down there????? do u need a ladder????? i can get u a ladder

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They lactose

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

WOAH WHAT?

That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like “Brown big cat” and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened.