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[image description: tweet by Netchimen’s Reverie that reads “Tolkien describing places that are evil: no trees grow there” /end description]

This is doubtless because of his experience of the trenches in the Great War.

Like, this is what things looked like to soldiers who fought in that war (image in black and white of a solitary soldier walking across a muddy wasteland pocked with puddles):

Here’s Delville Wood, the site of a battle in 1916 (sepia image of a wasteland dotted with broken and dead trees):

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Here’s an image from the Battle of the Somme, in which Tolkien participated (image of soldiers standing above and inside a trench or earthwork in a grey wasteland; smoke from artillery is on the horizon)

So yeah: no trees = evil was Tolkien’s own direct lived experience. It’s precisely why Mordor and the wastelands around it look like they do in his books.

the plateau of gorgoroth, the heartland of mordor, is described as being scarred by countless pits dug by orcs the true seat of evil is full of foxholes and trenches

There’s a lesson to be learned here.

I hope Tolkien would be happy to learn that a hundred years on, trees grow again here:

I think that Tolkien would be very happy to see that.

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I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

I am and always will be a lord of the rings girlie but I say with my whole heart that this is a bad idea. I am sick of prequels. I am sick of sequels. I am sick of capitalism sucking the soul out of beloved classics & beating a dead horse until u can’t even recognize the horse. besties I am begging do not do this 😭

>TV comes in on antenna >Has commercials >Cable offers TV without commercials >Cable starts airing commercials >Cable charges extra for bonus channels like HBO >Cable starts breaking up channels into a dozen extra packages with about half a dozen garbage channels for every one channel you DO want to try and convince you to buy multiple packages >People say fuck it and start pirating shit >Streaming comes out >Offers free TV with ads or no ads with a paid subscription >Subscriptions become required >Ads are shown anyway despite it being a paid service >Dozens of streaming services all have exclusive content requiring multiple subscriptions >People say fuck it and start pirating shit again We really came full circle on this one.

That all said, if you’re lacking the hardware, there are a couple of decent, free streaming services like Tubi and Freevee. They do have ads, but Tubi airs a max of 5 at a time, no more than 15 seconds each usually, and Freevee does a max of I think 3 with the same time.

It’s not great, but not terrible, either. But if you’re going to pirate things, I’d suggest getting a VPN that also offers encryption services. At minimum, anyone that may have been tracking you, ISP included, can’t do so anymore, and even if they could, they couldn’t tell what you were doing.

imagine if the asgardians knew it was loki and not odin bc odin suddenly stopped losing his temper over dumb shit and was behaving more like frigga so they were like “oh, loki, it’s gotta be”

“we told him one of the lesser colonies began a revolution and declared independence and all he did was drink an entire glass of wine and say ‘good for them’ and then he wrote another play”

Thor: Look, Odin was Loki the whole time!

Asgardians:

i stand by the fact that “some girls fight hard, some face the trial, some girls were just meant to smile” is the best lyric in ALL of legally blonde the musical

petition that instead of making new lord of the rings films they should just re release the original trilogy in theaters. have world premieres. press tours and interviews with the cast. new lines of official merchandise. drop unseen content and behind the scenes footage. I promise we will all go ballistic