robot: take a dab

person off screen: nah I'm chillin'

robot: pu-Ssy *angry noises*

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

dude. Benson is gonna cum in our mouths when he sees this

mlp roleplay [18+ only]

*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you 

what

*rarity is suddenly furious* youve been smoking again, after you told me youd given it up? stoney pony ive told you: either the weed goes or i go!

dude are we talking horses

happy 4/20 day everypony

Blur - Song 3

whee hee

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite

Nancy Reagan FAILED her epic quest to keep me from smoking weed

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

i was like ok im a little too high and immediately there were beasts.

Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

op tryna make bees come outta ppls bones

Thank you for appreciating my image cropping

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

christmas! just a week away!

can i fuck you

Romulus and Remus - Aluminum Foil Sculpture

what is this thang

Fresno nightcrawler...