batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like
killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham
poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart
joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:
at this point the toxic waste he fell into fucked him up so bad he wont eat anything that hasnt been mashed up and irradiated so the arkham doctors just throw random shit in a pot and mash it up for him. he loves it
If I want the mush I’ll just get the mush. Arkham is the world’s first prison constructed entirely out of Kleenex
this is the only funny comment anyone has ever made on this post. including my comment
things to update after a legal name change!
- Social security card
- Driver’s license
- Passport
- Birth certificate
- Employer HR
- Bank account
- Credit card company
- Car insurance
- Health insurance
- Utilities
- Cell phone account
- Voter registration
- Your school
- Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)
- Doctor’s office & other health specialists
- TV & internet
- Paypal
*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!
#1 thing I notice trans people forget to change after just a social name change is their voicemail recording!
So, a funny thing happened on trigun twitter
(amazon link where its 50% off as of May 8th: https://www.amazon.com/This-How-You-Lose-Time/dp/1534430997/)
Update, “this is how you lose the time war” is now #21 on Amazon’s bestseller’s list
(semi-related note but I too have now ordered the book)
another update: Amal El -Mohtar wrote a small article on her blog (https://amalelmohtar.com/i-tried-to-title-this-post-for-twenty-minutes-and-failed/), one which contains the words “[…] and the upshot of it all is that corporate marketing people at Simon & Schuster now know the name Bigolas Dickolas.”
Further update!
Time war has reached #7 on the amazon bestseller’s list and is still discounted!
(thread found here: https://twitter.com/tithenai/status/1655613629604016151?s=20)
In addition:
I know it made it up to #6 at one point. Being a pre-existing fan of both Trigun and This is How You Loose the Time War made this especially enjoyable.
I’m just going to add some more Twitter screencaps I pasted into the groupchat.
The producer of Trigun Stampede. (No word from Nightow yet, I checked.)
A literary agent. To be precise, the agent of at least one of the authors of Time War.
Slate, posting their article about the whole thing.
A frenzy of mutual adoration and signed hardcover offers.
Other authors want in on the Bigolas Dickolas goodness.
Dongwon again.
Saw this on Twitter and HAH.
Bigolas Dickolas is now Alexander the Great.
And finally, the forecast is good for a livestream of Max and Amal watching Trigun.
The First Hurdle
Ruby:Alright, time to head to the city.
WBYJ:Right!
Blake and Weiss immediately fall face first into the sand before quickly standing back up frantically.
Weiss:Aagh! That burns!
Blake:Note to self, these boots aren’t made for sand!
Yang:Yeah, most heels aren’t.
Jaune:Honestly I’m surprised they were made for snow.
Weiss:Well this sucks! Isn’t the easy part of a journey supposed to be the home stretch!?
Ruby:Ooo! Weiss, make a Nevermore and we’ll fly there!
Weiss:Ruby…*points to airships*
Ruby:*Nods* Yeah…yeah that could end poorly for us now that I think about it.
Yang:Here’s a novel idea. What if…you just took off your shoes and treated like a walk on the beach?
Blake:Touch the sand.
Yang:*does it*
Blake:With your other hand.
Yang:Heh, yeah I was just fool- oh my gods that’s a frying pan!
Ruby:Okay. I can carry us a bit of the way. Then maybe Weiss could use her glyphs to-
Yang:*puts Blake on her back* Boom! Problem solved! *starts walking*
Blake:*smiles* Works for me!
Ruby:Oh right, that works. Really over complicated that for myself huh?
Weiss:I’d have half a mind to trip them if it didn’t meant walking over there. What about me!?
Jaune: *opens arms* Bridal, or piggyback?
Weiss:….
Jaune:Uhh, or y’know, if you were going to use your glyphs then that works t-
Weiss stepped closer to him, put a hand on his shoulder for leverage and jumped like she was going to land on a sofa. Jaune immediately braced his arms, catching her as she put both her arms around his neck.
Weiss:Bridal. I’m not too heavy am I?
Jaune:Light as a feather.
Ruby:Wouldn’t piggyback be better for a figh-
Jaune and Weiss:*smiling at each other*….!? Hmm?
Ruby:…*smiles* I said I’ll cover the rear. Let’s go.
Jaune:Right! *starts walking*
Ruby:(I reeeaaallly hope they keep things simple and quick. I don’t think I have another dangerous or magical event in me for them to kiss.)
I love that team rwby is always be a four girl group meanwhile team jnor is just ever expanding. At this point jnor has more than four members
I feel like anytime someone gets a redemption arc, its gonna lead then straight to joining JNOR, like:
Do you require a found family made up of morally questionable blorbos who WILL treat you with unconditional respect and kindness after redeeming yourself from previous, villainous ways? Well do I have the team for you!
Introducing teeeaaammmm JNNNOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!
As a bonus: they are for punching fascists and, as long as its in pursuit of helping those in need, committing crime!
Call them on on 1800 Thndrthihs today!
(All art used is from @cinnaworm, I hope using it like this is okay)
Animatronic Donkey Kong treehouse used at the 1994 Consumer Electronics Show. The treehouse would constantly shake in a rhythmic motion while Donkey Kong’s silhouette could be seen in the window.
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Glad to see we’re all in agreement
Mario Heritage Post
Soo did y'all know you can get a soldering iron for 8 bucks? I didn't. I do now. I'm about to burn the shit out of myself.
it's fun to run it's fun to play, it's fun to make things out of clay it's fun to fill your car with gas
it's fun to break things made of glassss
now the burning will commence
horsey
first time doing stained glass first time using a soldering iron. It looks like shit and i could not love it more
Also i think it might be permanently attached to that table, but y'all know how it is you win some and you lose some .
the horse has been unstuck from the table and i think I'm getting better at this ^^
this post is from may 3rd so i thought I'd update it a bit.
I ended up using the glass not used in the horse to make this as my first Real stained glass thing, finished may 17th:
May 19th:
and now this is what I've been picking at on and off when i have the time to do so since:
i think... there might be a theme here.
(this was finished in March 2023,)
Anyways happy birthday to me having a mania fueled sleep deprivation and pots episode in the craft store.
and some more i can't be fucked to figure out when they were made:
Rwby volume 9 did something horrible to me... I'm afraid it made me a whiteknight shipper
What dynamic is your favorite in the show/what two character dynamic do you want to see explored in the show? Personally, I love the idea of big brother Jaune and little brother Oscar
(I will also in fact send a bunch of things in here now btw bc you are a micro celebrity in my head)
I AM NOT A CELEBRITY BUT THANK YOU
I love Jaune and Oscar so much, he’s clearly the little brother Jaune has always wanted to have. Also that reunion hug on the whale is incredible and it fills me with joy
My favourite character dynamic is probably… hmmm. Gonna go with Blake and Sun, but from a purely platonic perspective. They’ve got such a great friendship and dynamic and I love them so much
As for a dynamic I think it would be cool if they explored, I think Blake and Jaune would be interesting. They can relate to each other a lot in their partners/love interests both getting hurt, and then blaming themselves for it. They both went through an isolation arc and when they opened themselves back up to their friends THATS when they started healing
I know they’re all friends. RWBYJNOR are clearly all family and they care about each other deeply
But CRWBY I want you to expand on JAUNE being the first and only person from JNR that Blake hugged when they reunited in Argus. I think it would be cool
In regards to the maiden post, wouldn’t that also be the case for the Ozcarnations?
Like if Oscar just decides to just like die for a few minutes, would Ozma go into a new body to reincarnate? What happens when Oscar comes back to life?
The Ozcarnations seem to work differently
With the Maidens while the powers ARE tied to the Aura of the holder, the Aura of the previous person doesn’t seem to pass on to the next. The case with Pyrrha and Amber is an outlier, and even the Ozluminati seemed to be treating it as EXTREMELY out of the ordinary
However with the Ozcarnations the Aura of the previous host gets combined with the next, effectively linking them together permanently. Whether that means the previous host gets absorbed or the next one does, we don’t know
However this leads me to believe that if we stopped Oscar’s heart and revived him, he would still be a host. Because the rules appear to be different
"oh, wash is my sparring partner?" vs "oh... wash is my sparring partner....."
Her giggle at his voice realization, immediately followed up by him smiling at the sound. Ik alot happened and they're are bigger takeaways but I just think they're cute












