Deleting thousands of old pictures from my phone and this one's making me lose my shit
Anonymous asked:
whaddya think of Neil gaiman?
he writes books i havent read and he made a show im not going to watch. what do you think about goku
i saw some thread on xitter with some dude asking why drag queens "want to be around children so much" re: story hours and all the replies were either predictably disgusting or very defensive but not a single goddamn one of them answered the question so i will help in case anyone ever asks you this incredibly stupid question: they are clowns!! drag queens are just clowns!! they put on extremely silly makeup and huge wigs and bright clothes and do over-the-top performances that make people laugh and smile and sometimes cry. that is the definition of a clown. they like to perform for children because they are a type of clown and children are great audiences and it is not any deeper than that. god damn.
Tumblr comedy nowadays is just like "I was accosted by an Ape but luckily the skull appeared"
Walked outside to let my dog piss and was so scared when I saw him I almost started instinctively fighting him
Anonymous asked:
no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange
Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?
