In the mood to sit on a specific boys lap and kiss him until I can’t feel my lips

do you ever just sit and think about how cute someone is and get all smiley

my American gf: pound me me: what’s that in metric

When Bob Ross says, “Let’s have a little fun/get crazy” you KNOW he’s gonna drop a motha fuckin’ TREE on that BITCH.

Not just the nicotine

You gave my chest a burning sensation with every breath and how I crave you now, I was addicted and I am addicted

I’m not sure what kind of luck the $115 frozen pizza badger is supposed to bring but I’m not taking any chances

are u ever so attracted to someone that u just groan internally every time u see them like it’s physically painful how attractive they are