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@kaylorfossil

After Kaylor wrecked my nice, tidy, middle-aged bundle of presuppositions, Tumblr has been holding me captive. It's not so bad.
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against all odds, the number of recent twinning examples has hit a critical mass of sorts so i thought to document it. i can think of a couple more examples too… please add on and let’s compile! (for peoples convenience i added captions with the qualities of twinning for each)

💐same designer, similar theme, analogous timing (oscar de la renta, florals, birthdays)

🧱 similar background, similar timing (brick wall, days apart)

💃same color, similar theming, same style, similar timing (red, roses, shoulder decoration, month+ apart)

🤵‍♀️same color, same style (black, off the shoulder with v-drop front)

🎥 same designer, same location (david koma, seth meyers (for karlie, the only time she’s been a guest))

👯‍♀️ same designer, same style, similar timing (alaïa, bodysuit, month apart)

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Does 2020 count? Because this is just nuts:

8 days apart in May of this year (when does Karlie ever wear overalls??):

This was like a day or two apart just last month:

All in all...

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🌼 same theme, similar timing (textured florals, month apart)

👩‍💼 exact same piece of clothing, same timing (dior buttoned bodysuit, paris fashion week and vogue article publication sept 2019)

🕴 same color, same style, same timing (black, scoop neck leotard top, days apart apr 2020)

🧣 similar opportunities, similar colors, similar timing (clothing line announcement, reds and whites, late july / early august 2021)

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🦒 same color, same style, somewhat recent (khaki, safari pant, taylor wore sept 2020, karlie may 2021)

🎋 same nails, same colors, similar pieces, similar timing (red nails, red and green, swimwear, mid sept 2021 (karlie’s adidas line was forest green at the time too))

seeing as we had a few lover examples mixed in i thought i’d compile all the lover things here.. i’m going to need multiple reblogs..

❄️ same color, same style, similar timings (ice blue, jacket and suit, January 2019 / taylor’s suit april 2019)

🍑 same color combo, similar timing (ice blue and peach, karlie’s WIX superbowl commercial Feb 2019 and taylor’s TIME magazine cover April 2019)

💜 same color combo, same timing (yellow and lilac, karlie’s klossy video on April 20 2019, ME! music video April 26 2019)

☮️ same article of clothing, same era (stella mccartney rainbow tye die tee, lover era)

🌴 same style, same timing (island print, taylor April 27, 2019, karlie in morocco May 1 2019)

🦓 similar (same?) article of clothing, similar styling, similar timing (zebra stripe leggings, with a pop of yellow, taylor feb 28 2019 Elle UK essay, karlies insta march 19 2019)

💛 same color, same look, same day (yellow, statement dress, feb 28 2019 Elle UK essay, karlie paris fashion week feb 28 2019)

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🎀 similar style, same timing (long sleeve midi dress made of strips, taylor BBMAs may 1 2019, karlie in morocco may 2 2019)

🌻 same design, similar recency (yellow flowers over eyes, taylor lover photoshoot, karlie instagram july 2020)

exact same accessory (pink sunglasses, taylor’s rep era harpers bazaar 2018, worn by karlie on her instagram during lover era)

*rep era but while we are on the topic, in the same harpers bazaar taylor also wears the same dress, same sunglasses as karlie in past photoshoots

🍹same item, similar composition, interesting timing (pink curly straw spelling out words, yellow background, karlie the day before going to see taylor at rep tour nashville, YNTCD mv)

🌞 similar color, similar style, same era (yellow floral print, long sleeve mini dress, taylor in paris promoting lover, karlie at carolina herrera event in shanghai sept 4, 2019)

👼 similar color, similar adornment (gold metallic, wings on shoulders and back (karlie from vsfs 2013 and taylor at 2020 AMAs)

the above example i kind of think of less as twinning and more as homages to karlie in taylor’s work, and if i expand to that category well then i’ve got another string of examples. and i can think of a handful more lover era standard twinning examples…

but my brain needs a break 🙈 are there any big ones i’m missing?

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2017 - Karlie, In Style Magazine

2019 - Taylor, MTV aperformance

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oh yes thank you this was a popular one

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and how could we forget

🌵 same color, same theme, similar timing (orange, cacti, YNTCD music video June 2019, Vogue España Dec 2019)

🍊 same color theme (orange theme, taylor’s you need to calm down music video released June 2019 / karlie’s orange adidas line released Dec 2020)

🧘‍♂️same color, same brand, same timing (orange, adidas karlie’s orange adidas line released Dec 1 2020 / match.com ad (by ryan reynolds) that used Love Story (Taylor’s Version) released Dec 2 2020)

※people also note that the colors of adidas pants in the match.com match the colors of the jump suit in the YNTCD video. while it does tie the whole arc together in a way, from a third party perspective it just reads as two taylor affiliated projects matching.

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2011 - Karlie, VSFS

2019 - Taylor, iHeartRadio Awards

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💚 similar colors and styling, similar timing (green turtleneck and black blazer, taylor on SNL Oct 2019, karlie for stockx Nov 2019)

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January 22, 2020 - Karlie in Paris | January 23, 2020 - Taylor at the Miss Americana premiere (one damn day apart)

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↑ 🧥 same styling, same day (long jacket draped on the shoulders, jan 22 france/ 23 usa 2020)

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Both in the same color and a white fur coat - Karlie at a Klossy Christmas party (December 12th 2019), Taylor at the VMAs after party (August 28th 2022)

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👗 same designer, similar anniversary timing (johanna ortiz, lover release week 2019, lover release anniversary week 2022)

🪩 same timing, similar theme (gold sequin dresses, one night after the other, karlie’s 30th birthday party sept 8 2022, taylor’s TIFF talk sept 9th 2022)

I found here on Tumblr a bunch of photos of twining or similar styles that they share though the years but I don't really know what are the sources, designers or years exactly... anyway, here they are:

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thank you for these additions! i originally started this post with the intent to highlight more recent examples of them twinning. so i made this post without dipping into the classic examples from rep era and earlier.

if people have more classic examples to add on (i know there’s are ton from 1989 and rep era, and often cases of them wearing the exact same clothes) please reblog with them! and if anyone has links to some of the compilation posts that i know are out there somewhere, please add links to there too! here are a couple posts i have on hand that cover some of them, but please add on in case newcomers want to look at more stuff

this reminds me.. at some point i need to update this again to cover more of midnights era too!

Anonymous asked:

hi spade, if i may vent out a bit here? it's frustrating how even if toe is finally out of the picture, what's making it so difficult to be a kaylor are other gaylors. a specific type of group of gaylors are completely erasing the kaylor canons, they feel so entitled like an article such as the rolling stone one is the first time this ever happened in gaylor history when in reality it happened already with kaylor. reputation is about karlie kloss ppt was also linked. they keep saying that this is taylor's way of saying to not discuss about kaylor anymore, and i know that's not true but our small community is really bullied time and time again. it's difficult. i know this is probably part of the plan, but why do kaylors always have to get the short end of the stick every single time? we never get rest. we are always attacked even if we do stay in our lane. i know you've already mastered ignoring the hate, but for some of us, we still haven't. thank you for keeping you blog, cause tumblr really is the only safe space for kaylors. it's tiring.

It seems their memories need a gentle reminder:

I would also say, anon, that part of the issue is that these other parts of the fandom subconsciously or consciously fear we have been right all along. More than anything, I believed that is what drives them. They just don’t want to have been wrong, and that leads to their bullying at the targets (us) who have likely been right this whole time.

This is why she is easing them into the truth. It gives them a chance to come around at their own pace, rather than shock and awe.

While I certainly understand the ‘short end of the stick’ reference, I believe that Taylor allows ♠️ and 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 to visit us because she does care about this part of her fandom a lot. She knows we know. So she is not afraid of the tea and riddles we are given.

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You guys are sleeping on the 2012 Mean performance. Not only was it good, but the irony of it all. She got a shit ton of backlash for her weak vocals in her 2010 Grammys performance, especially from Bob whatever his last name is (who was very condescending in his review) and then she sings Mean at the Grammys 2 years later (a song about that one critic who went too far) and replaces one of the lines with 'someday I'll be singing this at the Grammys' and wins 2 Grammys for that song! Queen shit

She also got a rousing standing ovation for that 2012 performance. That’s always made me happy.

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Anonymous asked:

Very impressive that Taylor really managed to line up all her dominos in a way that by the the time they finish cascading in a line most of her fans will probably be like "Oh thank God!" if she explicitly told them that songs they thought were about Joe were actually about Karlie 🥴

i am so curious how this would play out but i’ll say the same thing i always say in that the instant taylor begins treating kaylors as the cool kids everyone will flip because at the end of the day they just want taylor to like them

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Raise your glass if you’ve always been knowing you’re one of us Kool Kids!!!

Now, listen up, my beleaguered, bedraggled, and beloved Band of Delusional Misfits, bc this is important:

Let’s remember to extend the Kaylor Kookie of Welcome to anyone and everyone who’d like to join (or re-join) us.

  • Kool Kids don’t gloat.
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#All Eyes On Us

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