St. Petersburg is known figuratively as the “city built on bones,” however Paris is literally a city built on bones.
robbeerotten-deactivated2016120
Nothing makes you sweat like realizing you forgot to put on deodorant
all of these have the same energy
juugon
Tag yourself, im Skoogeth
Being sick at someone else’s house is 100 times worse than being sick at your own house.
The more battery you have at the end of the day, the better day you’ve had.
Tables are made to make sure we don’t eat on the floor. Tablecloths were made so we don’t eat off of the table. Place mats were made to make sure we don’t eat off of the tablecloth. And plates were made so we don’t eat off of the place mats
iraffiruse
Me doing anything
FYI he won this episode so if anything use this as an analogy for your life
The definition of optimistic pessimism
conservatarian-megaman
me
the-blue-wizard-deactivated2018
get in bitch
HIS OWN FATHER….
i’m crying
when you do clownery