So Lucy doesn’t kiss and tell, but Arthur apparently does :/
Off to visit the homies with messages that will make their ears tingle.
”My dear Mina, why are men so noble when we women are so little worthy of them?”
i sincerely need to suspend my disbelief to think a woman wrote this to another woman
im ready for hot vampire summer
the reasons draculas doors are all locked is because that’s where he’s keeping his other soliciters.
i better catch up on the assigned reading (dracula emails) so i can partake in the class discussion (memes)
was he able to shave? is dracula still pretending to be his entire staff? has dracula tried to dracula him? i am left to ponder until our next communication...
Jonathan: i hate this prison i hate this castle im going to go look at the sky and appreciate the view and calm down a little
Jonathan: *sees his captor crawl face first down the outer wall like a lizard* Oh This Is Worse Than I Thought
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have to have your life figured out before 30. You don’t have to be nine-and-twenty with an immense lunatic asylum all under your ca
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
“oh no my potato”
“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”
me:
“All great and precious things are lonely.”
— John Steinbeck, East of Eden

