Livvy even rizzed up General Tom Thumb. do you think General Tom Thumb is the new Rizz King?
you should sing an acoustic cover of “my brother’s gay (and that’s okay)” from “the other two”
this is a fantastic idea
also RIP the other two I was so hoping for a fourth season… perfect television
youcantfuckosmosisjones
the faded, once-beloved tumblr diva ushers you into her projection room and has her gay butler put on a reel of hit posts from days of yore. “look at me” she says, clutching your arm a little too tightly with her sharp sharp nails and puffing on a gold cigarette holder, hoping the smoke will hide the tears brimming in her eyes “wasnt i beautiful”
Kaylee what if there was a five inch Mrs. Lovett and she hadn't technically done anything wrong yet what would you do
does she have the memories of mrs. lovett? i wouldn’t kill her if that’s what you’re hoping for
she’s an expensive girl but god she is worth it
imagine being the first ore boat in your lake to like get your body done like aft shots turbines done and like beat hull contoured… and then you sailed into like the dock or whatever sailors have and everyone dropped their alarm bells and was shookedt? like everyone navigating was just in shock and you sailed across the artisanal lake waves in your rudder high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
my mans captain smith looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s navigating south that night……loadin some different ore…..
Hello Kaylee, well hello Kaylee you're still glowing you're still crowing you're still going strong
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So what's been happening in the life of our long-lost musical theatre meme queen? 💛
I am on twitter if it ever comes back. I own a haunted house in duluth with my partner. I am a park ranger at a museum about boats. I love you all. there was a question about evita at the weekly bar trivia I go to last week
Anonymous asked:
come back to tumblr kaylee i miss you and i hate using twitter
this message is from 2020 and my answer is now: me too
well, here we are. if anybody wants to write an article on bad musicals, interview me and i’ll tell you all about this. good luck
kayleefaboolous
happy three years of scary sweeney
happy a bunch of years of scary sweeney
six!
WOO HOO
one thing that is beneficial (or maybe not! idk) about tumblr is that 1. five people here still remember me and 2. less people I know IRL can see the dumb shit I post here. anyway i’m at a brewery right now and the bartender asked me if i’d seen the cats movie after I got the final jeopardy about porgy and bess right. maybe some things do stay the same
really hoping some of you retained the same usernames
one thing that is beneficial (or maybe not! idk) about tumblr is that 1. five people here still remember me and 2. less people I know IRL can see the dumb shit I post here. anyway i’m at a brewery right now and the bartender asked me if i’d seen the cats movie after I got the final jeopardy about porgy and bess right. maybe some things do stay the same
I can’t come back to tumblr because I almost sent myself a private message trying to post this. but also i desperately felt like posting so, hi
help me beat Jessica Lange again (I'm nominated for best musician too but mainly i'm trying to beat Jessica Lange) 🙊😈