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@kawaiimal

I luv anime and animals

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

update: she caught a squirrel today

She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

I've discovered there's a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial
  • start a boy band:
  • spot some choice booty:
  • break into song:
  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
  • attend a metal show:
  • listen to some sick jams:
  • discover zombieism:
  • sample some tasty snacks:
  • watch someone get burned bad:
  • find something you really like:
  • find something you really, really like:
  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL

I may be trash, but i’m high quality trash. Premium trash. Grade A trash. The kind of trash your mom would look at and say “should this be recycling?” Yeah i’m that kind of trash.

Okey so I’m really proud of the phandom right now. This is the BuzzFeed video where they clearly ripped off Phil’s idea and they didn’t give him any credit. Now look at the top comments.

and of course

amazing

STAY WITH ME FOREVER… Fatal Frame 2 Part 5

Not sure if I’d call it a curse…

Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church 

my dad: growing up is hard
my dad: first you believe in santa
my dad: then you don't believe in santa
my dad: then you are santa
my dad: then you look like santa
Source: wtfml

quick reminders about Greek mythology:

  • Persephone is black/has dark skin
  • Haphaestus is disabled and has some mental illness(es)
  • Gaia is black/has dark skin
  • Hades is disabled
  • Zeus is a rapist [ on multiple occasions ]
  • Eros is pansexual
  • Athena is most likely asexual
  • Dionysus is bisexual
  • all of the nymphs are nonbinary
  • Persephone is the goddess of spring growth
  • Thanatos is the god of death, not Hades

OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND I SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY “that’s not ladylike” AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS “SUCK MY ASS” WITH THE MOST SERIOUS LOOK I CANT

THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT

ATTENTION! PLEASE READ!

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

its called chloroform