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The Rumor Come Out: Does Invisobil is Trans??

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You are not immune to researching purpleback gorilla. Dante | 28 (02.02) | Midwest | He/They I write when my body isn't disintegrating.

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Dante | He/They | 28 (02.02) ♒

Welcome to my blog, I'm Dante and I write a lot of angst and ironic comedy for Danny Phantom (at least currently). If you've read any I wanna hear what you thought! I'm a nerd and my special interests are extreme weather, social sciences, and space.

I'm a chronic shit poster and reblog more than post, but all my original shit is tagged 'dantes vibe corner' and all real world/real life issues are tagged 'irl events' and 'negative'. Most of the negative stuff I reblog is commentary on abelism and antisemitism since both issues are important to me. I try to tag most common triggers and content warnings!

If y'all like and want to support my disabled ass, I accept donations through Ko-Fi and also appreciate art/fic inspired by my own works <3

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That "Totally Not Homestuck" Playlist post | Other cursed playlists

Phandom Shit for my Own Reference:

2021 Fics | Ectoberhaunt Blog | Quizz (OC)
  • If you're here to ask for Rune's P.O. box, you've found the right person, I may just take a day or two to get back to you!
  • The pride flag in the BG of my icon is the 'blue hair and pronouns' flag, bc the OC in the icon's gender identity is too complex to figure out.
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anyone around me in any context: my main goal…

me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

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still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

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"I think I've been shadowbanned:(("

Buddy I've been on this site nine wretched years and I've never gotten more than 17 notes on a post. And I love it here. Get on my level

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Hey stop reblogging this assholes

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"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

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stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

PLEASE

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

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i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER