for 2017 im gonna fuck off 

u know what's great? im not in highschool anymore

I’m just going to assume this is how church works in the Cars universe

why am i allowed to draw

ok ONE PERSON is allowed to do an april fool’s prank and that’s IT

oh there’s been a development

ew

In the most Biblical sense, I am beyond repentance Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind But in the cultural sense I just speak in future tense Judas, kiss me if offenced, Or wear an ear condom next time

I wanna love you, But something’s pulling me away from you Jesus is my virtue, Judas is the demon I cling to I cling to ….

(full story: oxfordmail)

“Hmm I wonder who the main character is”

none of those kids in Polar Express had names huh.

oh right they probably weren’t 13 yet okay

what the FUCK does that mean

why does netflix geralt looks like that “ma theres a weird fucking cat outside!”

BLINK MOTHEFUCKER 

@jellyfishdirigible

“For a brief time in the 70’s, our town was taken over by a cult.”

omggggg

Im losing my mind