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just a queer deer

@kawaii-allcatrazz-the-smol

now with cool shark teeth (+$0.50) [20, he/him, she/her, they/them, TERFs and pedos - keep the hell away]

bigweld

bigweld

you guys reblog this every wednesday every wednesday i wake up and wonder what day it is and i see bigweld in my tumblr notifications and im like ah its wednesday again bigweld wednesday just like last wednesday its wednesday its bigweld wednesday

guess how i found out today is wednesday

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Troll Alert

So this dude on twitter is harassing the RWBY voices, and briefly claimed that he WORKED on RWBY.

When confronted over sending abusive messages to Kdin, he claimed his “Autism” made him send messages to the HH actresses calling them murderers and war criminals. (He also admits to sending messages to Christina.) 

He’s also got posts focusing on Marrow as a “war criminal” and claims he attacked Fiona. 

He sent messages to Jason Rose, but people intervened before he could do more damage.

TLDR block this shitstain and warn people in the fandom. 

harley rolling up to the wayne manor is her bedazzled heeleys: omg brucie you’ll NEVER guess what happened—oh are you busy?

bruce laying in the grass as his kids spray him with a hose from ten feet away: no go on I’m listening

harley laying down next to him: alright cool SO!

bruce rolling up to her apartment in a rolls royce and bedazzled sunglasses just straight up honking until she comes outside: harley, you wouldn’t believe what lex luthor wore to the board meeting this time

harley in matching sunglasses:  o my god, not the blue prada sw-

bruce nodding his head: the fucking prada sweats

EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

but why

Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.

The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.

That graphic grinds my gears every time I see it

romans.

Julius Caesar to be precise 

Remember this when you’re conquering. Keep the books.

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THIS HURTS MY HEART SO MUCH EVERY TIME ITS BROUGHT UP

Julius Caesar needs to be stabbed for this

I know we should totally stab Caesar

Does March 15th sound good for everyone??

hey everyone, guess what day it is

Fun Ides of March stuff aside, fuck that graph. It completely ignores scientific advancements made outside of western Europe.

Any chart of scientific knowledge that excludes the Caliphates, everywhere east of the Byzantine, and the Americas isn’t charting the scientific knowledge of the world, it’s feeding you a white eurocentric narrative.

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i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years

The (un)funny thing about this (seven year old) post is that seven years ago the internet was such that one could reasonably imagine that in 5 years there would be other, better platforms that would make tumblr sort of outdated and cringy. Now the alternatives to tumblr are Corporations Spying On You, Absolute Hellhole Of Discourse Over Tumblr Screenshots, Corporations Spying On You, Tumblr Posts But In Video Form While Corporations And The Chinese Government Spy On You, That Platform You Signed On After The Titty Ban Spread Mass Panic And You Never Used Since, and reddit

If you don’t love languages, hear me out: my telugu friend had been affectionately calling me, a hindi speaker, “gundi” for 7 months. We didn’t realize until recently that the word has two completely different meanings in Telugu and Hindi, and that we both had completely different interpretations of her affection.

In Telugu, “gundi” means “smol/button/round/cute”.

In Hindi, “gundi” means “female thug”

As a Telugu and Hindi speaker, this was hilarious to read.

It’s really coming to a head for me now - it’s so frustrating that Volume 8 keeps introducing new concepts, hyping them up and then having the payoff be entirely unsatisfying.

  • The Hound, introduced as a hypercompetent new Grimm, does mostly nothing and then gets flattened by a statue without a fight.
  • Hazel has been done a disservice with his inconsistent characterisation since Volume 4, and when it feels like they’re finally getting into him a bit more and going to take him in an interesting direction, they kill him.
  • Ruby and Yang have an argument, which is forgotten about and wrapped up with one line.
  • Ren starts making valid points about how they’re in over their head but falls back into lockstep with the group opinion because they don’t want to right a valid conflict.
  • The river of grimm was a cool idea and basically meant nothing in the grand scheme of things.
  • Whitley and Weiss coming to terms is… okay… but they don’t even have a proper one-on-one talk. They still haven’t reached an understanding.
  • Emerald shows reluctance and dislike for the main cast all the way up to her suddenly outright saying she’s switched sides with no real catalyst for doing so.
  • Salem on her whale is touted as the big conflict of the volume, but they kill her in Episode 9 to reroute the plot towards Ironwood…
  • …and Ironwood’s downfall is built up for two volumes but gets thrown away as part of a 30 second montage, it doesn’t even get a dedicated fight.
  • Qrow’s grief for Clover all season is thrown away in one lecture from Robyn.
  • All the stakes of Atlas and Mantle are tossed out the window when they just teleport everyone to Vacuo, which seemingly could have been done long before.

It feels like they’re so excited to reveal the next plot thread that they just wrap up the previous ones super abruptly and in the most dissatisfying way possible.

Dropping this whole ‘don’t fall in the subspace’ thing doesn’t mean anything when they basically tossed out all of the volume’s major conflicts to have the last two episodes focus on it, and chances are it’s not even going to have a satisfying conclusion either.

They seriously needed to cut back on the plot threads for this volume, because it’s a pacing mess.

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- Winter and the AceOps were ordered to go on what’s essentially a tragic suicide mission, but they never had to thanks to Ozcar’s cane new ability.

- Penny being hacked was presented as a big threat, to the point she’d ask Ruby to kill her as to not hurt anyone, but she actually did nothing except shove Klein aside I guess (how kind of her!).

- It was implied that anything could happen to Penny because this was a bold project, but turns out that everything is fine I guess?

Every time you think there are some stakes, that something major is going to happen, they rush through a weirdly convenient solution and move onto something else. It’s especially frustrating when there were some interesting and thrilling ideas in the lot, and it feels like they purposely walk around those every time.

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2016 was so wack how did mystic messenger, voltron legendary defender, pokemon go, yuri on ice, zootopia, stranger things, and overwatch all come out in like a span of 6 months

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some additions: haikyuu was going strong, homestuck ended, harambe, scary clowns, skam season 3, tt by twice, LEMONADE BY BEYONCÉ?????, here come dat boi, damn daniel, BNHA season 1 .... H*MILTON

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HISTORY OF JAPAN CAME OUT????????

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repeat after me: spraying me with a spray bottle will not deter me from any activities. if i am on a counter or in a pantry, and i am sprayed by a spray bottle, i will enjoy it. being misted feels nice and is good for my skin. kill politicians.

Anonymous asked:

Do you think Yang’s sneezes are like dad sneezes? Like... loud and explosive? Like her semblance?

Yes and it’s a hilarious mental image.

But you know what I find even more hilarious? If Yang’s the one with tiny sneezes in their relationship while Blake’s the one that sneezes like a dad.

Imagine it; they’re just studying and Yang does the cutest, tiniest and most adorable sneeze and Blake’s just... ridiculously endeared and teasing as Yang grumbles unhappily about it. Moments later, Blake sneezes and it’s loud and explosive and Yang just turns to her with the most bewildered, concerned expression on her face until Blake deadpans “So... you’re not gonna say “bless you” to me, partner?” Yang just stares blankly until she finally wheezes out “That was a SNEEZE?!”

Additionally Ruby probably has squeaky, rapid fire sneezes while Weiss definitely sneezes like a kitten.

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