actually i never experience negative consequences due to procrastination. i am occasionally blighted by god for unknowable reasons though
tshirt that says BAD AT BEING A WOMAN on the front WORSE AT BEING A MAN on the back worn with shorts that say NEVERTHELESS STILL KICKING
Pokemon is amazing because it started out being coded with duct tape and prayers by a small team of people. flash forward twenty years and guess what? it's now coded with duct tape and prayers by a medium-sized team of people
I won't pretend I like all pokemon gens equally but the concept of gen 1ers always confused me. Like bro. You're really gonna stick with gen 1 pokemon exclusively? They don't even have Scizor yet
I think we need to have higher standards as transmascs. Yesterday I saw someone saying "my friends told me T is poison but it's not like they discouraged me from transitioning" and friend, I think telling you that the HRT you want is poison counts as discouraging you from transitioning
people on this webbed site love weird unconventional queer people until they use older labels or are pan/omni/polysexual or multigender or unlabeled or asexual or aromantic or polyamorous or use xenogenders or neopronouns or microlabels or are aroallo or abrosexual or nonbinary or gnc or loveless or
legit its like this
do you have a nemesis named boottea?
I feel like Light Yagami trying to answer this
*dark shadowed closeup of eyes* Can't say yes because that's not funny. If I say no then it is an invitation for someone to create a parody blog. If someone creates a parody blog then I will be able to banter with them, but if shit goes south I may be culpable for any fallout. Do I make a quip about how Boottea sounds like booty? No, far too pedestrian. Do I invent a false backstop and run with the joke? No, I will fall flat. I could ignore the question, but I do like the creativity and think it needs to be rewarded with an engaging response. Am I overthinking this? Should I just leave it? No, then they will know I had nothing. I cannot quit now. It is no longer about the response itself: its about sending a message. So, what message do I send? Something relatable, which sidesteps an actual response. A meme, perhaps. Something that says, "I'm awkward, but in a self-aware way". Jesus, I am overthinking. This is probably how a death note character would plan a tumblr response. Wait
what do you call a sweepstakes ran by a zombie? an UNdead giveaway, haha! now that i have your attention i have a list of 27 items i need you to purchase for me from the local CVS which i have been so wrongfully banned from. it HAS to be that specific CVS. by the way
If bats had Tumblr:
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insane when you eat nectar and then get a bug in your mouth. like how does benefit either of us
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nutrience.
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pissing the entire time while feeding on blood is your body giving you an s rank
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anyone else sick of the moths jamming their echolocation
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lmao git gud
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IKIKIKIKIKIKIK
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FKFKFKFKFKFKFK
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how tf do i remember where all these fruit trees are but not who i hooked up with last breeding season
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how the hell do you guys eat bugs all year but live where it snows all winter. like do you just leave
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we just leave.
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some of us hibernate! :) during hibernation we go "torpid" which means our metabolism just slows down a lot so we don't need to go out and eat every night
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we just leave.
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what the fuck do frog-eating bats even eat. i hope you guys are having fun tho
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name threw you for a loop huh
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The "these two things are not related" at the end absolutely elevates this to god tier
abSOLUTELY NO
please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog
I think it's important to let guys be gender non conforming without telling them they're a girl, cause actually misgendering people is still shit even when you are pro trans. "You're a girl, an egg waiting to crack, and that's ok" how about you are a boy and a man and it's still ok if you want to do something that doesn't align with traditional ideals of your gender. You can still be he/him in a skirt and makeup.
"If you wear pink/like floral scents/write with gel pens/whatever then you're a girl" is not the progressive statement that some people think it is.
guy who’s terrible at sucking dick but he had a bad childhood so you have to grade on a curve because otherwise you’d make him sad and he’s already had a hard enough life
this girl just jacked me off with this weird extra hand she called a vagina... I think she might be a mutant
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me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors
This is just The Magnus Institute.
Nope.
They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.
I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.
Fact-checking is your friend.
It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice
an orangutan traveling at non-euclidean speeds erupts from the aether to clothesline you into another dimension
god im trying so hard to decipher that last addition and im coming up empty
what’s not clicking
