fun fact: in the brightest night, thorn calls stonemover a jerboa-head, which is an oddly specific yet accurate insult meaning that someone is a useless hermit animus who runs away from their problems

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

I know what a trumpet is I play one

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

I tap keys

But hey what about

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

What about this six-string viola I found?

acoustic trumpet

#m gonna punch you

Violins is never the solution

my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle

oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it

Those are all some pretty weird saxophones

Don’t bring sax into it, there are children on this site. Sax and violins, that’s all y’all ever want to talk about on this site.

$29.99

i was gonna do this with laurens but i couldn’t find a good pic of him 💔

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

to find later

i don’t want to lose track of this

💛 stay safe my loves

@littlespoonsokka

imagine being named blister

i just know oasis named her that because she didn't like her

imagine taking a single look at your newborn child and thinking: "you dumb fucking baby. im gonna name you after a skin deformity"

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

In several Eastern European languages there exists a second blue. One is to represent the blue of water while the other is the blue if the sky, however water blue can be brighter shades than sky blue and vice versa. People will try to explain the difference to your English-adjusted eyes, but no matter how many languages you speak you will always look at either one of those and say "blue."

In lithuanian the "water blue" is "mėlynas" and the "sky blue" is "žydras." I make a point to ask my friends at least once a day "Tas mėlynas ar žydras?" In the hope that I will one day learn to see the difference.

this enchants me

its like how in english there's two reds! one is a deeper, more vibrant red, and the other is a paler, washed-out red. (im talking about pink. its the same color.)

always reblog because best crossover in history 

This. Always.

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Mulan and Atla my two favorite things!

YES MY TWO FAVORITE FANDOMS OF BADASS WOMEN

YES MY TWO FAVORITE

FANDOMS

OF BADASS WOMEN

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Either they’re related or this is the same person

It wasn’t me this time, I swear

I’d like to believe you but we both know what you’re capable of

I made sourdough like that. We jokingly called it the “tasty brick” and cut off super thin slices because it WAS delicious, but it was so dense, a single normal slice would sit heavy in your belly like a brick.

I once knew a guy who had somehow managed to burn Kraft Mac and Cheese.

I kinda wish I took a picture of it now.

I once knew a guy

who had somehow managed to

burn Kraft Mac and Cheese.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Wings of Fire Headcanon: While LGBT+ dragons exist and are generally accepted, nobody really bats an eye or even labels them like we do in the human world. It’s quite common and not at all unheard of for two male dragons to take in orphaned dragonets or a dragon born male to transition to female.