but there ain't no whales

so we tell tall tales

and sing our whaling tune

D. S. Stylus would be a beautiful name for a poet

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

happy too tired July everyone

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY

25/26

i wasnt finished yet

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

Man sees crab for the first time.

does he…

Live in the

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

Lagoon (1929)

A linocut wallpaper design from the late 1920s, which was later prduced by Curwen Press commercially in lithograph.

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

Play a warlock character who calls himself Vithimorex or something like that. Always mention how grateful you are to your patron, Frank, for the wondrous powers he gives you.

Slowly reveal that the powers you get from Frank are things like “sense of smell” and “verbal communication”. As it turns out, Vithimorex is an extradimensional Thing possessing the person formerly known as Frank. All the eldritch blasts and shadow conjurations are boring powers according to Vithimorex. He can’t wait for the level 14 ability to understand and appreciate music.

Also, I realized something about the name I made up, so here’s a song:

When the moon splits in two and your nightmares come true, Vithimorex...

When the world seems to bleed since the dead god was freed, Vithimorex...

Are you sad that June is over and you don't have a pride month anymore? Fear not, friends! There's a different pride month just beginning! lgballt

Character, book, and author names under the cut

If you listen closely you can hear the anguished screams of the phangdom 😂

I closed my eyes and smashed randomly at my touchscreen but this is actually very sweet.

Good job keeping the boys tied.

#i'm sorry joy #but it's gotta be nathan #soft dom puppy supremacy!

Werewolf boyfriend appeal is stronk.

But also don't worry. Vlad, of all people, would not object to Nathan coming out on top.

fat tummy peeking out from the bottom of someone's shirt should receive the same appreciation that's given to tasteful cleavage in a low-cut top or a little bit of asscheek poking out from tiny shorts. this would improve society

i made this post while thinking gay thoughts about my girlfriend's fat tummy and didn't expect it to take off, but i am very glad to see that the Has Excellent Taste community on this site is so large

This comic is from 2018 for a competition that had an eight-page limit. It would be stronger if it was not crammed into eight pages but also it would definitely not exist. Win some lose some. 

Anyway, I’ve never posted all of it here. Happy Monday! Have a creature.

Ok just for curiosity reasons

I genuinely hate to say this but please reblog if you hit the like button for a larger sample size thank you <3

yes i recognize that it is cringe to dedicate my thesis to my cat but 1. i would have killed myself without him and 2. one hundred years from now i want some college student to happen upon my thesis, see that i have dedicated it to my cat, and know that my love for him is not constrained by time or space. my love for him in eternal.

this is him btw. i literally would not be able to write my thesis without acknowledging that he loves me so much, he'll sleep on my laptop just to be near me

Mother cats pretending to be scared of their pouncing babies is something I never tire of.

boing!