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Katycan

@katycan

Sorry ya'll, it's spook time!

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

Again:

1. The law doesn't care how long your parents and family have been out of your life

2. The law doesn't care about your long term friends or "found family"

If you don't have legal documents that say otherwise, your biological family calls all the shots.

This goes especially for LGBTQ+. Please do not get deadnamed in your obituary.

me, a 16th century swordsman, with a new clay-tempered sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it*
my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c-
me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.

It’s literally impossible for you to make yourself known to everyone you meet. Some people will just get the wrong impression about you and you have to let it go.

I was walking down the street with my brother on a hot day on our way into a bookstore and I said “I hate the sun. It’s too hot. Name ONE reason we need the sun. Literally I can’t think of a single reason why we can’t just figure out a way to block it”

And a guy turned and looked at me with the most dumbfounded and horrified expression Id seen since the last time someone looked at me like that (about a week before) and then turned to the girl with him and they both looked mistified in the worst way.

They really thought I don’t know what the sun’s for.

I could’ve told them I work in environmental science but I was having a conversation with my brother.

Those two people think that’s the day they overheard probably the stupidest thing any human being has ever loudly said in a bookstore.

That’s fine.

I know I know what the sun’s for.

we did all of this hamilton discourse in 2015!!!!!!! if you weren’t around for it then just know it happened and every take possible was had!!!!! go get some juice and log off

The 2015 Hamilton discourse got the point of one healthy able-bodied white american girl pretending to be a disabled middle eastern lesbian couple with HIV so that she could write a modern AU of Hamilton about HIV, who was then caught in the act by another fic writer who had a grudge against her because she’d attacked them for writing a Hamilton AU where the founding fathers are cannibalistic mermaids, and the reason she had attacked them for it was because somehow that was cultural appropriation.

Seriously. Whatever hot take you have about Hamilton, I promise you several dozen people already said it years ago, and if I have to see this shit again I’m going to throw myself into the fucking sun

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im dying, everyone always makes rosemary this like Super Responsible Mature Couple who is only there to kickstart davekat but its literally the opposite 

Here are my pesterquest edits that I’ve done! Some of them are more changed than others but!! I had a lot of fun making them ^^

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

If you're gonna post/reblog pictures of George Floyd being murdered, here's a better idea: just don't.

I open tumblr, first thing I see is a graphic picture of a black man being murdered. I close the app and open Instagram, the same horrible pictures greet me on my feed. I click on people's insta stories, they're all posting pictures of black people being assaulted.

This is not okay. This is another reason why us black people can never catch a break from this horror. STOP SPREADING PICTURES OF BLACK PEOPLE BEING MURDERED. Not only it's dehumanizing and disrespectful for the victims and their family, but it's emotionally and psychologically distressing for people - especially black people - to constantly see those horrible pictures and videos wherever they go. You don't need to share those videos and pictures to talk about the murders and the injustice.

Hey so, if you paint your fingertips with clear nail polish you won’t leave fingerprints.

Shoot, this is actually really helpful information. thank you!

… helpful for what exactly???

Murder??? It’s kind of a given here

Wow you’re dark. gaud is obviously referring to handling devices with screens. This is a great way to not leave prints all over the screen 😊

I was 100% referring to murder