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Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

Okay

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

bilf (book i'd like to finish)

the strike is over. now please, make the two middle aged men kiss.

Her mom taught her the ancient lore. This is good.

I learned dances like this from a book.

FUCKING DEVASTATING

The hatemail game on this website is insane

mutuals if this site gets deleted you can come over to my house if you want

If you're in Australia you'll already know this, but for our international readers, basically the whole of Australia ground to a halt today because one of our two mobile/internet networks - Optus - just completely shat its dacks for about 9 hours, taking out the country's phones, internet and banking.

The funniest part though, is that apparently when the national broadcaster tried to reach out to find out what was going on - they discovered the quite forseeable problem that everyone at Optus used Optus for their phone and internet, so there was basically no way for their company to contact anyone inside or outside the company to work out what was going on or to try and fix it.

What a country.

Brought to you by the country that couldn't do the 2016 census because the website crashed on census night after they received an "unexpected DDoS attack" that turned out to be the population of Australia trying to fill out the census.

-- Source

The Optus CEO having to WhatsApp call into the ABC from a local Maccas wifi rather than resorting to using Telstra, the only working mobile network, will never not be funny

neeeeeed

“dentist”

why was the saw boom mic guy serving cunt

mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with

yeah okay thanks

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