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18+Kink, Cuddles and Geekery

@katthebaker14 / katthebaker14.tumblr.com

*33, heteroflexable, switch, @duelsdarkness 's Devil 😈

horniness aside smelling someone's scent (that I like & trust etc.) is one of the most relaxing sensory experiences possible. there's just something so grounding abt getting a whiff...

Anonymous asked:

Aunty Jillian, do you have any advice for shutting up unruly brain raccoons? Mine have been screeching non-stop and I really need some peace and quiet...

  • Listen to your very favorite music as loud as you can. If you’re able, sing/scream along with it.
  • Also flail around to that music.
  • Most importantly, remember that the Brain Raccoons are fuzzy little liars. They love to lie. They love to rummage around in your insecurities and wave them about, but you can tell them to fuck off, you don’t believe them.
  • Would your pet or oldest plushie agree with the Brain Raccoons? No they would not, and neither should you.
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i really want him to jerk off in front of my pussy, rubbing the head through my lips and dipping it in once in a while, but never deep. i want him to use my cunt to get off, finally pushing the head in while he cums so it all goes inside me

consoling them while you’re forcing yourself on them “it’s okay baby, i know. i bet it hurts, right? just a little? it’ll all be over soon, you just need to lay there nice and still for me, yeah?” “stop crying i don’t want to cum just yet, fuck baby"

You're so cute when you shake your head and plead for me to stop even though I can feel every moment you clench your pussy on my dick the harder I rape you. Keep lying to yourself while your body tells me truth.

Yes, I have a framed photograph of Carie Fisher in my home reminding me to take my meds everyday. Don’t you?

Oh crap, MY MEDS!

Always reblog your daily reminder from Carrie Fisher to take your meds

This is a shrine to self care. This is how minor deities are born.

This is a shrine to

self care. This is how minor

deities are born.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

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if you have to ask you’re not ready

can you explain? i don’t get it

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

When you call "influencers" what they are, freelance marketers, it makes the phrase "mommy/family influencer" sound just as dark as it is in reality.

They are using their children to sell you things. Some of these people intentionally have children solely in order to use them as marketing devices.

They aren't harmless or wholesome. They are expanding and normalizing new and different forms of familial abuse to a worldwide audience

lots of times if I tell my boyfriend that I am proud of him for dealing with a situation, or that I'm sorry he's having to deal with a situation, he will say "no it's my own fault." meaning that he feels like he doesn't deserve praise or comfort for dealing with a situation that is his fault. (for example a financial problem caused or exacerbated by him having been too anxious or absentminded to deal with the situation sooner.) and I tell him this and I will tell y'all this, that I don't believe that. I think you are even braver and stronger for taking steps to deal with a mess that is of or partly of your own creation, because you have to cope with guilt and shame on top of the thing itself, and because you're fighting against the same ingrained dysfunction in yourself that caused the mess. that's like the bravest and most constructive thing you can do and you should be proud and I am proud of you.

also, mistakes don't mean you deserve to suffer

Parents Supporting Their LGBT Kids During Pride Month.

Fuck spreading hate like wildfire, spread this! Compassion, love and pride during pride month!!

Some poc parents showing their support because images like these are rarely shown and hard to find.

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE.

70s/80s punks taking shots at hippies is always funny is hindsight. yeah stick it to those 30+ year olds who thought they where changing society via youth subculture and then kind of fizzled out and had their aesthetics commercialized. this will NEVER happen to you (it's about to happen to you)

the hippies themselves never had this pitfall because they simply believed themselves to be the first people who'd ever formulated the thought "society..... bad" and acted accordingly