So I heard today is #NationalBoyfriendDay and uhhhhhhhhhhhh
getting one of my friends to housesit and hes like Aw man dude don't worry just enjoy your vacation and the moment I close the door to get in my taxi he tweets "i love smoking cigarettes indoors"
THE WRITER AND ACTOR’S STRIKES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PAUSED THE PRODUCTION OF 4 MARVEL MOVIES!!!! thank you striking creatives.
today i stubbed my tow very hard against my dressor but didn't feel anything #numb🤘
i spelled dresser wrong are you serious
And toe
wait what
this is so embarrassing
Posts that have 10k to me
hey now
you’re a rock star
get your game on
having carefree sex with my lackadaisical wife
doing earnest sex with my somber wife
engaging in empirical sex with my evidence-based wife
you told your toddler not to be rude and so now he is developing an incredible skill with sick fucking burns
omg…but the last one with pinching fingers together and ‘this much delicious’ is fucking excellent
i am using this from now on
A recap of my Trigun art!
butchfemme joy is so pure and sacred and special and beautiful and-
i can’t believe those photos exist, it’s like a movie scene