[ID: A screenshot from petfinder, of an orange cat called The Soul That Lingers In The Pumpkin Patch. end ID]
it should be noted that The Soul That Lingers In The Pumpkin Patch is also looking straight into the camera with an expression i can only describe as "like she was once human and is cursed to live with knowledge she cannot share" on her face
artfight, dr.Alcaraz by @katslovesalmon. franky surgery incoming...
SUDUDHSODJKFKS I LOVE AL SO MUCH ITS INSANE THANK YOUUUH 😭😭😭
Chronicles of the Night Sea
"wow, those sea slugs ARE big! I must look up what those things on their bac- *sees hand beside them for size comparison* JESUS CHRIST THEY GET THAT BIG??!!!"
mr evil man: im going to kill you! hahaha 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
terrified woman: ahhhhhh!!!!!
the sauropods outside:
hey what are they doing
hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*
normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg
if you've ever wondered what gender euphoria feels like, this is it right here
Kender Euphoria
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER
no fucking way
panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right
Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.
I’m saying “it’s right”
All of us are saying “it’s right.”
It’s right
It’s right.
Right
right as fuck
This man committed no wrong and anyone who says otherwise is wrong and devoid of morals
