Stop removing Lady Dimitrescu’s wrinkles and stretch marks/scars/blemishes. Stop making her super skinny, because clearly she is not. Stop de-aging Lady Dimitrescu. She is a mature woman and her wrinkles/blemishes are part of her beauty. Literally stop removing those features.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
Then I ain't fuckin the fuck around
I love Serana’s va
Video cred to @seranavolkihars !!!
I don’t know where I find this, but if you know who the og creator is pls lmk so I can credit them
Lady Dimitrescu is a lesbian ✨confirmed✨.
SEETHE.
miss D confirmed lesbian by the resident evil 8 writer!
Anonymous asked:
how about a scenario where the prim and proper noblewoman, fresh out of cainhurst, lady maria swears for the first time. or brador learns that maria has never sworn in her life and is determined to make her say fuck 😂
FUCK
- "Why must your vocabulary be so... Vulgar?"
- Brador has to do a double take when Maria asks this question. He's lounging across a couch as usual, and she's standing over him.
- "...I don't fucking know, why isn't yours?" Brador answers back.
- "I say damn sometimes."
- "Damn doesn't count! You don't even say goddamn!" Brador hops to his feet to argue, but Maria has a genuine look of curiosity in her eyes. "Well, swears add emphasis to your words. Like, say for example I call Micolash an idiot but it's not enough."
- "Hey!" Micolash gasps from the other side of the room.
- "Instead of prefacing with huge idiot, or really an idiot, I'll say fucking idiot to emphasize how stupid he is. Don't worry Micolash, you're just an idiot." Brador then turns to him.
- "Yippee!"
- Maria thinks. "But you swear a lot, Brador. Does that mean you're... Sensitive? Is that the right word?"
- "...dramatic."
- "Ah, ok."
- Brador continues, "And some things can only be expressed with a swear. An unpleasant rude asshole like myself. You could say I'm a huge dick. And a woman who comes marching into a restaurant to demand a refund for a meal she already finished- she's a bitch."
- Maria nods, taking mental notes.
- "And swearing brings a whole new energy into your life!! Makes things a whole lot more fun!" Brador grins. "You should try saying fuck or bitch sometimes, it'll loosen you up."
- "I don't want to."
- "Cmooon!" Brador slaps her back, "Say fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Cunt! Pussy! Bitch! Piss! Shit!"
- "I think I'm content just with saying damn, thank you very much!"
---
- Brador knows Maria is pent up, bottling down her expressions and emotions. He's not sure if it's because she's autistic, or because she isn't comfortable to express herself. Though, Maria has confided to Brador far more than anyone else, so they're close friends. Brador knows she had a stuffy life at Cainhurst, and despite being out of that environment, Maria is still stuck up and prim and proper.
- She thinks she's free from Cainhurst, but she isn't. Their pompous ways are still ingrained in her brain; their ways of forcing people to only show themselves as a fake aristocrat in exchange for riches. Brador will liberate Maria. He's determined to.
- He will make her say fuck like his life depends on it.
- For the next week, Brador turns up his vulgarities to 200% in hopes that Maria will absorb his vocabulary via osmosis. Motherfucker. Cocksucker. Son of a bitch. And many slurs that cannot be listed.
- Things are looking desolate as Maria remains strong. But the faithful day eventually comes...
- It's a rainy day and classes have ended. Maria is proud to have gotten a perfect 5+ on her biology exam. Laurence is congratulating her, Micolash is hopping in excitement, Brador is cheering with her and their shared scores...
- They step outside to the staircase. Unfortunately, with her height, Maria doesn't see a puddle on the stairs, and she slips.
- She goes tumbling, both Brador and Laurence fail to catch her by her sleeves. Micolash manages to grab on, but Maria takes him down with her. She rolls down all 8 steps, her papers go flying, and both she and her exam is soaked in muddy rainwater.
- "Maria! Shit, are you ok!?" Brador comes down to help her sit up, Laurence does the same for Micolash.
- Maria rubs her head, but the horrible sensation of cold water soaking into her uniform freezes her over. Then she looks over at her exam, the ink has run out and muddied her perfect answers.
- Everything is ruined. Nothing that Maria has said before can express how upset she is.
- Maria inhales.
- "FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I want an open-world lesbian pirates rpg.
People fr ship Gehrman and Maria. As if that ship isn’t problematic as fuck.
Y’all it is literally Return to Yharnam where are all the Lady Maria posts
Just bought my first motorcycle
Her name is Maria ❤️
still thinking about Lady Maria grabbing my arm like that...speaking with that tone of voice...using those swords and lighting her blood on fire...excuse me ma'am do you like girls
Just sending you this ask to let you know that your Lady Maria post was a fucking banger keep it up <(￣︶￣)>
lady maria is the absolute peak of Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
Gatekeep: literally just kills you over and over for trying to get past an actual gate Gaslight: "theres nothing important past the clocktower, dont worry" Girlboss: i mean just look at her
My Hunter when Lady Maria grabs her hand:
Love waking up in the morning and immediately having to block men who ship themselves with lesbians.
