I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.
I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.
Shiny Rellor
we have 22 hours left this year to reblog this image as much as possible
Taking effect July 2022, the US Suicide Prevention Hotline will change from 800-273-8255 to the three digit code of 988. Especially with families and communities reeling from back to back tragedies, it is super important to share this information!
Repeat: Starting July 2022, the US Suicide Prevention Hotline will be 988
a comprehensive list of possible apartment maintenance issues, according to the online portal:
you either have spiders or its something else
If you ever find yourself in public with an obnoxious Christian that is trying to pray for an audience, just hit ‘em with the Matthew 6:5 quote:
And when you pray, you should not be like the hypocrites, who love standing in the synagogues and at the corners of the streets to pray, so that they may be seen by men.
also i think it's funny how tumblr was like "you can pay to see someone's posts" and we were all like FUCK you and they were like "... pay to... inflict your own posts... on others?" and we were like
Strangers came up to me and my boyfriend behind the bus station and handed us pronoun pins but, like, didnt ask for our pronouns first or anything, they just assigned us some I think
We are an apparently heterosexual couple and DO NOT live in a remotely liberal city so this was not, you know, par for the courts
agab = assigned gender at bus station
Its so funny how staff finally cracked the code in how to wrench money out of the hands of the idiotic little shrimp people that infest its website and it is letting us pay to punish other people via forcing them to look at our bad posts. It was that easy. there are people at staff screaming and sobbing and spraying champagne bottles in each others faces right now. Miserable miserable years and years of trying to squeeze blood from a stone and it was this simple all along.
It’s so fitting that the “lock your posts behind a paywall” Tumblr feature was universally panned while the “force total strangers to see your shitposts” feature is celebrated
