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Katrina’s Blog

@katrina-loves-birds

she/her
I’m currently obsessed with birds, Star Wars, and GG (other things too but I can’t name them off the top of my head)
I also write and draw
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Storm king beauty pageant

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My initial thoughts here (im at work so this is slow going):

Judges: Aggie, Zeetha, Krosp, Trelawney, Colette, Honker (I think weasels should vote)

Contestants: the usual suspects

Sponsors of the contestants: Seffie, Violetta, Moloch&Ardsley

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You have to fight Bang in the physical

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Talent portion martellus presents his little bears that sing, tarvek presents a lecture on why you shouldnt make the cursed portal of death, and gil presents a fully formed cursed portal of death

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Evening wear options are picked by jagers and you HAVE to use whatever they chose

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All thoughts have flown out of my head besides a very anxious gil in the interview screaming WHO HASNT HAD GAY THOUGHTS like ben from parks and rec

the greater rhea is a large ratite (member of the same family as ostriches and emus) native to eastern portions of south america. they are the largest bird native to the americas, at just below five feet in height, weighing up to 60 lbs. they have also established a feral population in germany, surpassing 500 birds as of 2018. as domestic animals, the rhea has been known to serve many purposes for humans - meat, eggs, leather, and even rhea oil, used for cosmetics. these birds are largely fearless, which can make them vulnerable to introduced predators. they often travel in flocks of 10-100 when not in the breeding season. they are entirely flightless. the rhea is polygamous, and eggs are incubated en masse in shared nests, sometimes reaching 80 eggs to a nest.

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*hitting you with a stick* no benoit blanc movies should not interact. they should not lead up to something. you need to detox from the marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning. they should be completely independent movies (maybe w some cameos/little references for fun) and go on for as long as there are stories rian johnson wants to tell in this universe. i do not want an overarching plot i do not want a team up i dont want a benoit-focused prequel i want some good old fashioned episodic murder mysteries that have nothing to do with each other!!!!!!!!!!! also rian johnson has literally said he's not gonna do a prequel and he wants the movies to all stand on their own

Let! Periodicals! Be! Periodicals! Again!

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

i love that specific ao3 phenomenon where you get a sudden influx of kudos on a work and it’s clear someone shared your fic but you have no idea who they are or where they shared it. it’s like being a dickensian orphan receiving money from a mysterious benefactor.

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AITA for thinking my boyfriend would be annoying if I broke up with him?

He's really overbearing and kind of a know-it-all and also best friends with this guy I'm interested in. I thought he'd be kind of a jerk once I dumped him so I drugged him and then sent him through a portal into a lost city. I don't think I did anything wrong but he was pretty pissed off at me so IDK

Madames and Monsieurs. Poirot has seen much evil in the world, but the evil of this man is in a category all it’s own. His crimes are those of which Poirot cannot speak of in polite company, and they stretch the limit of discretion and manners. And he flees his persecution but cannot resist to remind the world of his existence. To brag about the money his filth has brought him. To try and, how you say, “flex” on a girl who’s concern is for the future of this planet by touting his many fast cars. But she is not so easily cowed and came back strong against his crude message with one of her own. Poirot may not condone the language, but he cannot deny it may have been called for. And there, there he let his hubris lead him to make his mistake. In his video, there, there is his pandora’s box. It does not look like much, it is after all a pizza box and such food is popular among the masses today. But this box…this box proved where he was hiding away. What hole this rat crawled into!