technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

yES

Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

Need immediately please

Yes 🇲🇽

bloop bloop

what do u have to tell me goat

I’m doing a social experiment called ‘agreeing with boys when they compliment you’. 

the results: 

perf example of how uncomfortable boys are with women owning their own awesomeness. for many men, beauty, coolness, desirability are gifts they alone can bestow upon women. they get baffled, even aggressive when you show you’ve known you possess those things all along. 

i love this experiment! 

                                         He’s everything I want | She’s everything I need                                                                           (insp)

I’d like to thank my friend Avistew Teague for translating this!

I talked to a friend this weekend and she said that while she respects anyone who fights for gender equality, she personally does not believe that the world is going to change. Ever. She genuinely believes that nothing will ever change because so far nothing has, much. I tried explaining to her about 1st wave, 2nd wave and 3rd feminism, and how it’s a progress and a learning curve and how it’s important to keep fighting and to keep educating others so that they’ll change their behaviour and their views as well. She wouldn’t listen to me because she’s incredibly stubborn and has had too many bad experiences in the past to believe that things can change. It just makes me sad because there have been accomplishments, and, like, yes, I would like things to change NOW rather than later, but if I don’t fight at all nothing ever will. So, this comic is important.

- Unknown (via thelovenotebook)

do u ever just stick your leg in the air really high? just do it. right now. it will not disappoint

Puppy Posey with Puppies

i can’t

Melly (via ambiguities)

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

how on earth do you possibly fuck up that bad

fight fire with fire