and now, some input from macklemore

but in all seriousness, respect to macklemore for this because holy shit

does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing

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that is not my name

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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i’ve been crying laughing at this all morning it’s so real

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i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."