The devil works hard but fanfic writers work harder

Ps. Y’all are amazing and the most creative writers ❤︎. keep up the amazing work ✩

Crowfather: Why are you sad? 

Death: I don’t know. 

Crowfather: So, just for no reason? 

Death: Oh, no, there are plenty of reasons. I’m just not sure which one it is this time.

Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

reblogs have always been in short supply for artists, sadly, but it's hitting the shitposts and even the cat pictures lately. Gotta keep getting the word out that reblogs are good and keep people posting new material that will be passed around for the next 12 years

They’re used to other social media sites, where the only equivalent of reblogging is straight-up content theft; so the idea that you can put someone else’s stuff on your page and have it not be a bad thing is a strange experience for them.

They’re likely also used to an algorithm recommending content based on what they hit “like” on, so they probably think that that’s how this works, too.

Decoratively

ngl i forgot that was an option

If they won’t kiss his

tummy hair on the way down

to the balls I will

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I really am a poet arent I

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

I have 99 problems and getting a sexy villain who loves me solves all of them

a girl must see her special little character at least once a day lest she get consumed by rage and start throwing rocks at people

I love wounded men 👉👈

Why the fuck do these people think that people go to work?

Tumblr Code.

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

me: I thought Anthem was a neat game! let’s follow the tag

the entire anthem playerbase: i want ALL THREE MATTHIASES to run a fucking TRAIN ON ME until I am COVERED IN C-

if you’re reading this, I am sending you love, clarity, and healing energy 🦋 brighter days are coming.

what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

why were you at mad at me island

clean-up duty