I love you in every language

Afrikaans : Ek het jou liefe Afrikaans : Ek is lief vir jou Albanian : Te Dashuroj Alsacien : Ich hoan dich gear Amharic : Afekrishalehou Arabic : Ana Behibak (to a male) Arabic : Ana Behibek (to a female) Arabic (Formal Arabic) : OOHEBOKI (to a female) Arabic (Formal Arabic) : OOHEBOKA (to a male) Arabic : Ib'n hebbak. Arabic : Ana Ba-heb-bak Arabic : nhebuk Australian Aboriginal: Kungkungullun Ngune bari ( A Sudanese Language) : Nan nyanyar do (I love you) Nan nyanyar do parik (I love you very much ) basc : Nere Maitea batak : Holong rohangku di ho bavarian : I mog di narrisch gern bengali : Ami tomAy bhAlobAshi bengali : Ami tomake bhalobashi. berber : Lakh tirikh bicol : Namumutan ta ka binary: 01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101110 (Thank you, Roger) bulgarian : Obicham te cambodian : Bon sro lanh oon cambodian : kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah canadian French : Sh'teme (spoken, sounds like this) cantonese : Ngo oi ney catalan : T'estim (mallorcan) catalan : T'estim molt (I love you a lot) catalan : T'estime (valencian) catalan : T'estimo (catalonian) chinese : Wo ie ni croatian : LJUBim te czech : miluji te czech : MILUJU TE! (colloquial form) danish : Jeg elsker dig dutch : Ik houd van jou english : I Love You esperanto : Mi amas vin estonian : Mina armastan sind estonian : Ma armastan sind faroese: Eg elski teg (pronounced Eh els-cheh teh) farsi : Tora dust midaram farsi : Asheghetam farsi (Persian) : doostat dAram filipino : Mahal ka ta filipino : Iniibig Kita finnish : Mina" rakastan sinua flemish : Ik zie oe geerne french : Je t'aime frisian : Ik hald fan dy gaelic : Tha gradh agam ort georgia : Shen me mikvarhar german : Ich liebe Dich greek : S’ ayapo greek : (Ego) philo su (ego is only needed for emphasis) gujrati : Hoon tane pyar karoochhoon. hausa : Ina sonki hebrew : Ani ohev otach (male to female) hebrew : Ani ohev otcha (male to male) hebrew : Ani ohevet otach (female to female) hebrew : Ani ohevet otcha (female to male) hindi : Mae tumko pyar kia hindi : My tumko pyar karta hu hindi : Main tumse pyar karta hoon. hindi : Ham Tomche Payer Kortahe hindi : Mai tumse peyar karta hnu. hindi(Kannada) : Naanu ninnannu premisuththene hokkien : Wa ai lu hopi : Nu’ umi unangwa'ta hungarian : Szeretlek “yes, peter it’s great :)” hungarian : Szeretlek te'ged icelandic : M-Ig elska M-~ig icelandic : Eg elska thig indi : Mai tujhe pyaar kartha hoo indonesian : Saja kasih saudari indonesian : Saya Cinta Kamu indonesian : Saya cinta padamu indonesian : Aku cinta padamu irish : taim i’ ngra leat italian : ti amo (if it’s a relationship/lover/spouse) italian : ti voglio bene (if it’s a friend, or relative) japanese : Kimi o ai shiteru japanese : Watakushi-wa anata-wo ai shimasu javanese : Kulo tresno kiswahili : Nakupenda klingon : qabang klingon : qaparHa’ (depends where you are in the galaxy) korean : Tangsinul sarang ha yo korean : Nanun tongshinun sarang hamnida kurdish : Ez te hezdikhem (?) lao : Khoi huk chau latin : Te amo latin : Vos amo latin : (Ego) amo te (ego, for emphasis) latvian : Es tevi Mlu (s teh-vih me-lu) lingala : Nalingi yo lithuanian : TAVE MYLIU ( ta-ve mee-lyu ) luo : Aheri madrid lingo : Me molas, tronca malay : Saya cintamu malay : Saya sayangmu malay/Indonesian : Aku sayang enkow malay/Indonesian : Sayah Chantikan Awah mandarin : Wo ai ni mohawk : Konoronhkwa navaho : Ayor anosh'ni ndebele : Niyakutanda nepali : Ma timilai maya garchu, Ma timilai man parauchu norwegian : Eg elskar deg (Nynorsk) norwegian : Jeg elsker deg (Bokmaal) (pronounced: yai elske dai) osetian : Aez dae warzyn pakistani : Muje se mu habbat hai persian : doostat daaram (written), dooset daaram (spoken) polish : Kocham Cie polish : Ja cie kocham portuguese : Eu te amo romanian : Te iu besc russian : Ya vas lyublyu russian (malincaya) : Ya Tibieh Lublue. russian : Y'a liou-bliou tibya russian : Ya vac loobyoo russian : Ya tebya loobyoo russian : Ya l'ubl'u t'ebya russian : Ju ljublju tebja! russian : LJUBLJU TEBJA! russian : ya lyublyu tebya russian : Ya polubeel s'tebya. russian : ya tebya ljublju scot Gaelic : tha gaol agam ort serbian : LUBim te. serbocroatian : volim te shona : Ndinokuda sinhalese : Mama oyata adarei sioux : Techihhila slovak : lubim ta slovene : ljubim te spanish : Te quiero (I really-really care for you) spanish : Te Amo (I love you) srilankan : Mama Oyata Arderyi sudanese ( Bari ) : Nan nyanyar do (I love you)   Nan nyanyar do parik (I love you very much ) swahili : Naku penda (followed by the person’s name) swedish : Jag älskar Dig swiss-German : Ch'ha di ga"rn syrian/Lebanes : BHEBBEK (to a female) syrian/Lebanes : BHEBBAK (to a male) tagalog : Mahal kita tamil : Naan unni kathilikaran. tamil : Ni yaanai kaadli karen. tcheque : MILUJI TE^ telugu : Neenu ninnu pra'mistu'nnanu telugu/india : Nenu Ninnu Premistunnanu thai : Ch'an Rak Khun thai : Phom Rak Khun tigrigna/ Eritrea, East Africa: yefqreki iye (to a female) tigrigna/ Eritrea, East Africa: yefqreka iye (to a male) tunisian : Ha eh bak turkish : Seni seviyorum urdu : Mujge tumae mahabbat hai uzbek : Man seni sevaman vietnamese : Em ye^u anh (woman to man) vietnamese : Toi yeu em vietnamese : Anh ye^u em (man to woman) vlaams : Ik hue van ye welsh : ‘Rwy'n dy garu di. welsh : Yr wyf i yn dy garu di (chwi) xhosa (South African tribal language): Mna Intando Wena yiddish : Ich libe dich yiddish : Ich han dich lib yugoslavian : Ya te volim zazi : Ezhele hezdege (sp?) zuni : Tom ho’ ichema

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My girlfriend is not allowed to sneeze in public. Girls will say “bless you”. She’s already blessed, she has me

I just love this so much

Notes to Thirteen Year Old Girls

When your best friend tells you all she had for breakfast Was a packet of Splenda and a Diet Coke, And she tells you that she’ll stop after she loses five more pounds, Do not believe her. Tell her mother. It does not matter how angry your friend gets. The pain of that will always be preferable to the pain Of seeing your best friend in four years Weighing as much as she does now Half-dead in the hospital.

When your father sneaks into your bed in the dead of the night, And he tells you that this is how fathers love their daughters, Do not believe him. Tell your English teacher. She will have read millions of stories of girls like you. There is a one in six chance that she will be a girl like you. There is a five in six chance that she will know what to say to you. There is a six in six chance that she will help you.

When your veins whisper to you in the moonlight And say that there are so many nightmares inside you That could be free If you would just open your arms, Do not believe them. Tell your school’s guidance counselor, No matter how scared you are Because whispers are liars, And opening your arms will only open the passage For more nightmares to climb in.

And when the therapists say that you are better, Totally better, And you don’t need to worry about the sadness again, Do not believe them. Always be cautious, because sadness has a way Of sneaking up on you When you’re not looking. Be careful. Be careful.

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lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol

Their toothless smiles are identical

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY OH MY GOD

The one twin was like “Wait. hold up, lemme eat these peas real quick.”

this is too freaking cute

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What’s the best lyric you’ve ever written?

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