Oh god… this took me way longer to get than it should have, but this punchline is PERFECT.

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hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is

it’s my old ass piss flavored lava lamp

first of all

Dave is a fucking guest

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

What A Great Idea!

This billboard is made of 2,000 cheeseburgers that anyone can take for free.

This bag of chips has two perforations so you can open it more the further down you eat.

This pill bottle lid tells you when you last opened it.

This is a phone charging station where you can pedal to get power.

Trash bins in Copenhagen are angled so cyclists can toss their trash while biking.

This dressing room has labeled hooks to help you separate your clothes.

Choose a cup and let everyone know about your current status.

Doghouses near a supermarket in Copenhagen.

There’s a special place for your pet in this supermarket cart.

A cafe in Poland provides its guests with water for their pets. 

 These bananas are sorted by how ripe they are at the moment.

This pharmacy has a magnifying glass so people can read medicine labels more easily.

This pizza place has a display with all their pizza sizes and how large they are compared to each other.

reblog to have Big Dave bless your dash with user centered design

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

what

I swear this is the best shit ever

SHOUTOUT TO THE MISS PERU 2018 CONTESTANTS FOR GIVING STATS ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES INSTEAD OF THEIR BODY MEASUREMENTS

AHHH PERÚ DID THAT!!!

The Do’s & Don’ts of eating sushi ...

her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

Don’t get us started on “straw”

Every time my extended family gets together in upstate ny, we (the Adults) all get wasted & at least 1 giant Family Scandal comes out…..tonight is that night..

So apparently my aunt cecelia (not really my aunt, just the best friend of my dads cousin, whomst we also call aunt) once married a dude referred to only as Florida Asshole. He was named such because he apparently left my aunt cecelia while she was in the hospital, stole all of their stuff, and fucked off to florida. Aunt cecelia then hired a p.i. to find him, as u do, and went down to florida with my dads cousin (who was going to florida for a work trip, and had no idea Florida Asshole was there). Apparently the p.i. told aunt cecelia which city the guy was in, but hadnt found the exact address yet, so ofc aunt cecelia did what any other able bodied half insane scorned person might. She went to a costume shop, bought a full nun costume, and went door to door under the assumption that she was collecting charity. (She did, in fact, donate everything she collected. This was an important fact to her). At one of the houses, she looked in the window and noticed an awful lot of furniture that used to be hers. So she, obviously, went to a gas station and bought several cans of gasoline, threw a molotov cocktail through the front window, and began pouring gasoline over the rest of the house. At this point, Florida Asshole came outside, recognized his ex wife looking like a renegade nun sent to punish him for his sins, and began beating her. The neighbors, seeing the strange new man beating a nun in his front yard while his house was on fire, did the only sensible thing in this story and called the police. Who promptly arrested Florida Asshole for assaulting a nun. Aunt cecelia did not get arrested, came clean to her best friend, and was immediately sent back to new york with a ticket bought under my other aunt’s name. We don’t know if she still has an arrest warrant out for her in florida, and that’s tonight’s Family Scandal!

A smol awoo

This reduced me to tears

This looks like am English Springer spaniel ♡♡ like my shadow boy

He’s a borzoi named Freddie and this is what he looks like now:

hey guys, stuart semple just posted this

and all the proceeds from the shirts are being donated to the callen-lorde health center to promote health education and wellness in the community.

pass this around, if you could? it seems like a really bold statement with really good intentions

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

Yall forgot the final product.

Honestly, me too.

This has the same energy of the dash cam video of the Russian dude just lowering his sun visor to block the light of the exploding meteor thing a couple years back.

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

Stanford Prison Experiment