dastpunk

I cannot imagine someone actually like loving me??? wanting to be with me?? dating me?? unfathomable & also impossible 

Drama in the worm fandom

@snakegay

Sir Ian McKellen attended the Evening Standard Theatre Awards in London, Nov 13.   

Reblog Fairy Godmother Ian for all your dreams to come true.

left pic- me in 2005 

right pic-me in 2015 

Oh my goodness 😍

Piano and Violin, two instruments I have always wanted to play

when ur the last one to get introduced to a group of people

me: I’m not bitter

narrator: she was bitter

I added some store tips to a nearby grocery store

Come to my grocery stores

they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation

Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer

15 skeletons!

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-was-benjamin-franklins-basement-filled-with-skeletons-524521/

I love that Smithsonian article, because they’re like “nonono no - he wasn’t a serial killer! ben just let his friend use his home as a place to stash all the dead bodies that his friend was stealing from local graveyards. see? just a wacky misunderstanding, nothing sinister was going on at all.”

Don’t you mean a grave misunderstanding