When a customer asks to speak to the manager and the manager tells them the same thing you said 😂😂😂
ABENA THIS IS TOO MUCH
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg omg I’m dead

When a customer asks to speak to the manager and the manager tells them the same thing you said 😂😂😂
ABENA THIS IS TOO MUCH
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg omg I’m dead
you messaged me to tell me that you still wear my shirt to bed does it still smell like me? or did that scent stop lingering a long time ago just like your feelings for me. does it smell anything like heartbreak? I guess then it’d still smell like me because that’s the only scent that’s been lingering off me since the day you left. I know that I said that it would be an honor to have my heart broken by you. I just never expected it to hurt this bad when you did. there’s that old expression, “find what you love and let it kill you.” I never really understood what that meant until I told you I loved you and you responded with “I’m sorry I did this to you.”
I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes
“I had a husky who was raised with cats, and thought she was fucking cat. She even sat like a cat, with her arms and legs tucked under herself.”
ooooooh my god my heart
“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
ME
70% of my life is sleeping
true
I laughed at this way too much
*straight person voice* is he… you know… oscar isaac
i don’t think i’ve ever seen something as great as this
Cassandra Clare, City of Bones (via wordsnquotes)
when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid” and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.
she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink.
“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”
I just cried.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER