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I can’t watch Beauty and the Beast now without remembering that it was my ex-best friend’s favorite movie. She turned out to be a fake back stabbing bitch, who’s loves the idea of having a beast of a boyfriend, instead of an actual prince. But whatever jokes on her, cause people don’t change, even if we want to believe in fairy tales that they actually do, they never do in real life, they just get worse.

Hufflepuff: If we wanna play it safe, we could make one of those pacts.
Slytherin: You mean, like, in 40 years, if neither of us finds anyone...
Hufflepuff: Yeah, exactly, we'll marry each other!
Slytherin: I was gonna say kill each other.
Hufflepuff:
Snape: "This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making, is it, Potter?"
Harry: "Yes."
Snape: "You're quite sure of that, are you, Potter?"
Harry: "Yes."
Snape: "This is the copy of Advanced Potion-Making that you purchased from Flourish and Blotts?"
Harry: "Yes."
Snape: "Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?"
Harry: "That's my nickname."