IF YOU LIKE AND DONT RB THIS I WILL BLOCK YOU

hello first art post since my old blog got fucking KILLED post hobert brownington while nobodys looking

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I'll do it myself

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that you’re very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I don’t particularly care. Therefore I’m perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I don’t need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.

My pronouns are I/me and the rest is for someone else to deal with because I have better things to do.

Very fond of macrolabels, like “queer”, that provide zero extra information. Is it genderqueer? Is it romantic/sexual orientation queer? Is it queer as in “none of your fucking business what’s in my pants and what I do with it and with whom”?

This is actually probably the first time I’ve ever read something that accurately describes my relationship with gender--ie, ‘my gender is me and my pronouns are a you problem’--so thank you for that!

#you cannot gender me in a way that matters

this is the sweetest thing i've ever read

Perfect standing wave on a computer-controlled wave pool

If you, like me, did not know what a standing wave looks like, please keep watching this until about halfway through when the whole pool is synced. It’s eerie and cool af

the moondalorian 🌙

Come on founder/king of Athens, aren’t u gonna slay the Bull of Minos or not?

Huh...

Huh...

“Slay”, huh.

this isn’t the ship of Theseus I’m used to hearing about

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

It’s funny when I say “we definitely need another lockdown” how people are like “that would tank the economy!!!!1!!” like I give a damn. My life as an immunocompromised person matters more than the economy, so do the lives of everyone else. I survived 2008. I’d be fine.

I don’t give a fuck about the economy, about your social life, about anything but my survival and the survival of other medically fragile people. We are not a reasonable sacrifice, we are not acceptable loss. Ableism is ingrained at the very core of modern society and this pandemic has been a horrific show of it. More people died of COVID in 2021 than they did in 2020. This is simply because able bodied people got tired of living in a pandemic and started pretending it wasn’t happening.

Reblog to drop jk rowling into an active volcano

reblog to scare staff/apple

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

did u guys know there’s a whole subset of tumblr that hates bobby flay’s guts

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

GET OUT YOU MCNASTIES

This blog supports Jews and is anti-Nazi

Lol, mine is apparently, Maximum Risk (1996)  “Welcome to the other side of safe.” 

https://playback.fm/birthday-movie - #1 movie on your bday 

The River Wild

“The vacation is over.”

mine is just YABBA DABBA DOO gfdrhgfjdr

Outbreak, 1995. Two tagines.

“Try to remain calm,” and “This animal carries a deadly virus… and the greatest medical crisis in the world is about to happen.”

Broken Arrow “Prepare to go Ballistic”

Seems about right

skeletons

THIS IS WHAT I WANT ON NY HALOWEEN DASH OMG

I’ll never stop reblogging this

I told myself I’d wait until October to start putting halloween stuff on my blog. I’m a dirty liar.

Get the vaccine

1 in 8 had/have Covid.

1 in 60 have died of Covid.

1 in 13,402 had breakthru case with vaccine.

1 in 86,500 have died of Covid with the vaccine.

I did not write this, but I second it

!!!!

Non-Filipinos can reblog this btw

Yep.

If you’ve ever spoken to a Tagalog speaker, they may have trouble with pronouns in English. My parents came over as professionals that are fluent in English. They speak English 70% of the time. They’ve lived in the US for nearly 50 years and they still fuck up pronouns.

This is because there is no “he” or “she”. There’s just siya which encompasses both (all) genders.

My mum still mixes up he and she