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@katdoctor

I'm Kat they/them, Asexual, Adult - TMA bran rote got me good - Cosplay account is KatDoctorCosplay

my brain just spat out what is simultaneously the best and worst potential end credit scene for fnaf

a bunch of cops are surveying the inside of the wreckage of freddy's. there's dead bodies. they're taking pictures. chatting amongst themselves. whatever. one guy in a detective style trenchcoat is standing off to the side. his back is to the camera. one of the cops breaks away and approaches the detective guy.

"so, what do you think happened here?"

"i'm not sure."

the entire audience freezes in horror as they realize. they know that voice. the camera pans around to face the guy, and slowly. matpat removes the sunglasses he's wearing indoors.

"but i have a theory."

smash cut to black. the theater collapses, killing me, in the audience, instantly--

got a secret, can you keep it?

this took one hell of a long time and i don’t actually like it as much as i though i would

Weekly Photo 26/2023

I saw those poppies on my way back one day and knew I had to take photos there. With their symbolism around death/resurrection and sometimes even peace… I tried to find a doll more fitting but in the end I decided Allen would fit the most.

His story is so deeply woven with death, tragic, the theme of resurrection, he hopes his existence will help others (but him,..) and all that. His story is sad enough I don’t think I need to explain why. In the end I still hope for a little happy end for Allen…

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@jaytimweek 2023: Reluctant Soulmates Finally I start with JayTimWeek!🎉 Jason that refuses to be Tim’s soulmate.

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if u think the "florida man" news articles are wild, you should see the "gotham citizen" news articles.

Gotham Citizen wears "fuck the police" shirt to court hearing, turns it inside out to say "fuck the joker" when joker attack inevitably begins.

Gotham Citizen continues to serve coffee and donuts amid Scarecrow attack, says he's already living his worst nightmare.

Gotham Citizen attacked by rabid squirrel, rabid squirrel has yet to be located.

Gotham Citizen charged with threat of bodily harm after advertising he was carrying while entering a Metropolis restaurant, other Gotham Citizens offended that his gesture of peace was met with altercation.

Gotham Citizen being sued by Condiment King after the former took the latter’s ketchup while C.K was distracted spraying Batman with mayonnaise.

Gotham Citizen bursts into Wayne Gala yelling ‘eat the rich’ only to sheepishly back out after realising it wasn’t a Luther fundraiser.

Gotham Citizen makes a Bat-Repellent Goon Spray and sells it to criminals.

Gotham Citizen claims she saw Batman’s pet cow wandering through the streets.

Gotham Citizen falls in love with houseplant; not affected by Poison Ivy, as reports originally suggested.

Criminally insane Gotham Citizen fakes sanity in order to not go to Arkham as ‘that place is terrifying’.

Gotham Citizen has heart attack after official Nightwing twitter endorses her Dick Grayson x Nightwing fic series.

Gotham Citizen jumps into Ace Chemicals vat to try and get better at comedy.

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Gotham Citizen arrested after argument about who's the best crime fighter turn violent.

Gotham Citizen put up Bird nets on fire escape after repeatedly being woken up by Batman and co.

Gotham Citizen report theft after Red Robin removed harmful Riddler statue from property.