Yike.

taissa yellowjackets has everything <3 she’s getting divorced <3 she’s a deadbeat dad <3 she eats dirt <3 her subconscious takes control of her body for unspecified amounts of time <3 she’s a state senator <3 she tries to kill her girlfriends <3 her only real friend is a murderous housewife who’s great at dismembering bodies and who has eaten at least one human ear <3 she practiced land use law <3 she’s haunted and haunting at the same time <3 AND she’s a lesbian <3

#she’s so iconic SHE’S THE MAN (2006)

LESBIANISM 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

no more girlboss. it’s time for girllove. girlkiss. girlholdhands and girlmarry

You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Hera Wolf359 but can acknowledge her flaws (none) & can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s never done anything wrong in her life) & call her out for her actions (which are always correct)

bringing an actor back for the finale of a tv show they havent been on in years is so funny. imagine if they made you go back to the starbucks you worked at in high school to make one last latte because theyre blowing up the building tomorrow.

Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain

Has a crush on the hero and can't be normal about it

unwilling narrator

the weight of a story is hard to bear but someone's gotta be atlas

garlic & ginger are wives & they live together in a cottage made of dirt

& every day they go out and have Insane Scex in a frying pan .

ive been accused of censoring Sex (Fucking) on this post & i just wanna go on the record and say that any time i censor or misspell a word it is for comedic effect . i have been here for 10 years

I hate the dog-ification of werewolves >:( I by making them happy dumbos it misses the best part of transformative monstrosity: repression. If you aren't afraid of the beast within what's the fucking point. It's the big bad wolf lurking on moonlit nights it's not your golden retriever in the park at noon. Justice for repression!! Justice for the beast within!! Justice for the fear of who you could be if you really let loose! Is the monster your true self? Does the thrill of the wild outweigh the guilt that comes in the light of day, when there's mud on your feet and blood on your hands? What does it mean that you crave that which disgusts you, that the wolf isn't just something you become, it's something you always were

bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job

he says kissing while pretending to be a lost young couple when you hear enemy guards approaching is fine, but only if there's no feelings involved

What does he say about kissing while pretending to be a lost young couple when you hear enemy guards approaching when you think there is no feelings involved, but as you pull away, you look into the other person's eyes and realise how many different colours live there, and suddenly you're falling and you can't get up, and they're the only one to offer you a hand. What then??

he says that's fine, but no tongue

if we all work together we can make that italian bitch cry

idk if this is gonna mean anything to anyone but i wanted to say it just in case. I haven't shaved my legs in.... 5 years? 8? my armpits either. I trim my pubic hair sometimes. rarely. if it's personally uncomfortable. I've largely stopped wearing a bra. I'll do a sports bra or a bralette if i dont want my nips out or if im wearing a short shirt that could ride up. but that's rare. I don't wear makeup basically ever. unless I'm feeling creative and want to try something cool, but that's just around the house. and it's fine. no one says anything. no one cares. it makes me personally anxious sometimes but it's way more comfortable. all this to say, I basically stopped doing "feminine" marketed things to my appearance at least 5 years ago and it's totally fine and normal and good. I have pcos so I grow facial hair that I shave, partly because I get nervous about how it looks but mostly because it gets itchy as fuck when it grows in. and I've been considering not shaving anymore for a while now. anyway. if anyone needed proof that it's okay to not do these things, I am sitting here with hairy legs and armpits and no makeup on and it's completely fine. people still say please and thank you, they laugh at my jokes, they compliment my hair and my sweaters. it's all chill.

#jesus.#orpheus and eurydice#as a poem#using a poll#this is probably the greatest exploitation of mediums i have ever seen op#every reader has the chance to become part of the text by voting#not the subtext#the TEXT#and i love me some ephemeral works in concept#you had to be here for this one week#and then the text is locked#(barring any edits to the original post of course)#and i just think that's so beautiful#beauty springs from the simplest things viewed askew#and all you need is a poll that accepts long enough strings (via couchcrusader)

Reality shatters.

[white-knuckling my bathroom sink] there will be feasting and dancing in jerusalem next year 

i think we as a society need to start accepting that fictional love stories need to be a bit toxic for us to go insane over them… like, sometimes you kinda need the two parties to be obsessed with each other and fucked up and willing to bring each other back from the dead instead of moving on and go to therapy i’m sorry😔

two old guys who have like a weird gay thing going on is the best

theres a difference between being gay and having a weird gay thing going on. its complicated

This is the best addition to a post I have ever seen... The accuracy… the relevance.. never change.