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HOCUS POCUS (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega

Please respect my pouch no laughing

DISRESPECTFUL OBLITERATING YOU

The artist is @camestela!

Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner/Jaun beaur

Almost, Almost, almo...

Beau Taplin from Just Short

I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

Can I also get in on the part where the doctor patiently bears with me as I scream the entire time and then gives me some spray cheese on a tongue depressor?

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that sounds perfect tbh

Also

And!

If all goes well the

said appointment will only

happen once a year

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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there was an arbys in the town where i grew up. my family didnt eat there, because we were kosher, and while arby's indeed has the meats, they do not have kosher meats. for whatever reason i never really had friends who went either. but someone had to be eating there, because that arby's always had a full parking lot. i lived in that town for a while as an adult, and stopped keeping kosher, and still didnt go to arby's, because i wasn't in the habit. i never ran into anybody with a bag from there, i never had the "what should we eat" discussion with anyone, even new friends, and heard them say "what about arby's." i thought occasionally about the vast network of people in the town where i lived who did eat at arby's. i sat next to these people in movie theaters, waited with them at red lights, accidentally knocked my grocery cart into theirs in stop and shop. maybe even talked to them in passing. but i was not a part of their world, the world of arby's customers, and they weren't a part of mine, the world of arby's non-customers. they moved in patterns that overlaid my own, but out lives never touched for more than an instant. we remain fundamentally mysterious to each other. this is also how i feel about people who watch good mythical morning.

the green knight (2021) / midnight mass: book III - proverbs (2021) / my own private idaho (1991) / over the garden wall (2014) / pan's labyrinth (2006)

Now, because she's hungry, she will disobey like a ten-year-old would and eats one single measly grape, two single measly grapes on a huge banquet table. She thinks it's not important. She learns a lesson there. But, she learns to trust herself. At the end of the movie, the important thing is that no matter what danger she went through, she still does not distrust her nature. She does not distrust her instinct. I think it's really important that she chooses for herself. Regardless of danger, regardless of influence, she remains true to herself. - Guillermo del Toro's commentary on Pan's Labyrinth (2006)

Floop

Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) dir. Raja Gosnell

I'm obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.

The Great

- season 3, episode 6