your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

Happy 5 years!

I looked it up so might as well add the link

I feel like pointing out that it wasn't just that she didn't like the flag hanging her. No, she didn't like it, she thought the clinic needed to know this, and she thought she had to harass the clinic until they took it down because God forbid someone puts up a flag she doesn't like. This wasn't just about her opinion (dumb as it is), this was about her harassing the staff.

The flag had no impact on her or her treatment. It's basically just a "we aren't assholes"-sign.

You don't have to like it and they don't have to adhere to your likes as to how they decorate the reception.

Just dafuq?

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most

Yep.

And don’t forget the Irsih elk, which supposedly went extinct because its antlers were too bleeding huge for it to function, and the ladies wouldn’t bang a man if his antlers were not huge enough.

This is a myth I'm sorry hang on lemme look it up

The wild pig is called a babirusa, and there are a lot of sources online repeating the claim that the tusks grow into the skull and kill them. The provenance of this claim is hard to track down via internet. However, there is this post discussing a photo of a babirusa skull where one of the animal's tusks grows into its skull.

I found a couple other photos online of skulls that show this phenomenon, but they are so similar that it seems likely they show the exact same skull.

Assuming the skull hasn't been altered or doctored in any way, it happened...once! But that's very different than "the creature evolved to do this." Babirusa tusks killing them is not the usual outcome, and if it was, it wouldn't be so hard to find conclusive proof that it ever happens. Here's a picture of a babirusa with very nice large tusks:

They're a really weird adaptation, for sure, but not usually fatal to the animal.

The thing about the Irish elk is a myth that was in question around fifty years ago (longer than this article even says, actually; I have a book from 1960 that firmly dismissed it as nonsense) and is now considered debunked—not to mention that it never really had any evidence to support it in the first place. The Irish elk went extinct at the same time as many other now-extinct Pleistocene animals, for much the same combination of reasons as the other ones.

Evolution creates a lot of weird stuff, and in particular sexual selection makes adaptations that are pretty costly (antlers in general are a LOT of bone to grow and throw away every single year!) but it typically doesn't cause things that are outright lethal to the animal—if you're dead, you can't fuck.

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I reprogrammed the sex robot to start killing btw

Well I reprogrammed the killing robot to start sexing. So

Well I programmed my robot to decorate it's power core whenever it detects a "Yuri moment"

Did anyone here actually program the robots to TURN ON?

I don't know much about hardware and didn't know how to wire in the on-button.

I was hoping one of you guys would do that. Sorry.

Your daily dose of cat memes

It's a picture, a cat picture at that, on the internet now. It won't die and keep getting linked, referred to and unethically reposted as long as people want him. Don't lie to me to manipulate me. Just show me the cat picture. :/

*wiggles foot*

*bounces leg*

*shakes ass*

*taps fingers*

*sways upper body*

@cat-boy-cunny

That's how I landed all of my partners so far.

It is not my fault that I must bite. My loving spouse. Every day.

I tend to rub my forehead or nose against people I like.

One of my exes didn't know yet, and I forgot it isn't something everyone immediately understands. She super confused asked me whether I just cleaned my nose off on her leggings.

Miles Edward O'Brien

My girlfriend showed me some pride moth art, and next I knew I had accidentally made an aro pride moth cursor. xD

If you want an aro pride moth cursor, here you go.

I somewhat less accidentally made them some trans friends.

This is Jim, he's a lot less visibly queer, but queer nontheless.

And this is Rachel - not queer at all but here to support her friends.

Made an inter butterfly and a simplified version. Then I saw a picture of a giant leopard moth and realized it quite lends itself as inter flag animal so i made that too.

reminder to worldbuilders: don't get caught up in things that aren't important to the story you're writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

This guy gets it!

My girlfriend showed me some pride moth art, and next I knew I had accidentally made an aro pride moth cursor. xD

If you want an aro pride moth cursor, here you go.

I somewhat less accidentally made them some trans friends.

This is Jim, he's a lot less visibly queer, but queer nontheless.

And this is Rachel - not queer at all but here to support her friends.