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the all-befouling baby

@kata4a

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i think the amount of time i spend reading posts is bad for me but i think posting itself is good for me. it feels...idk...affirming? like. my episodic memory is really bad. if i dont write something down theres a good chance its just gone. and i have an unusual degree of affection for...records, searchable databases, data

getting mad at internet people is brain poison. It disrupts your ability to concentrate, parasites your idle thoughts.

I need to get way less provocative, even at the expense of saying what I mean or speaking clearly. Provocative posting is harmful to my readers' lives

ChatGPT's attempt to rephrase this in a less dramatic way:

Getting upset with internet folks can be mentally draining. It messes with your focus and hijacks your random thoughts.

Sure. It's not "brain poison." Gonna be chill about the importance of being chill

I don't want to make people seethe! I want you to enjoy life and take care of your responsibilities! Even people who are wrong!

I feel called out

I really only know six or so birds, and I learned about all of them when I was also six or so, but I'm stoked to learn more ways to appreciate the beauty and complexity of the world around me at I get older, so. Fuck yes!!!

The birds are:

Pigeons

* pigeons - pigeons

Normal Birds

* sparrow - small, brown

* starling - slightly larger, black, speckled

Special Birds

* cardinal - red, pointy head

* blue jay - blue, pointy head

* robin - brown with a red chest

* mourning dove - like a smaller, light brown pigeon

Bonus

* raven - black, large

* crow - black, smaller than a raven, theorized but never observed

Water Birds

* mallard duck - the men have green heads, the women are all brown (they are also duck-shaped)

* swan - white, iconic

* Canada geese - they have a very specific pattern but it's hard to describe: brown with black heads and necks and a little bit of white; they're actually flying way overhead, not in the water, but they sound like they should be in the water so I'm including them here

* seagulls - white and gray, also not really in the water but near water

Rare/Occasional Sightings

* turkey - it's like a weird big skinny brown chicken?

* peacock - gorgeous, even more iconic than the swan

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extremely excited about the war and peace blorbofication arc going on on my dash right now. yes. yesssss

sorry but matty is right. libraries just aren't punk. there's nothing punk about "cherished, state-run social institution" because "punk" doesn't just mean "good." i'm sorry you are being very twee

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actually the things I learned from books are the real street smarts

I do think I'm very hot but to a very particular demographic niche and sometimes that feels incredibly suffocating

i love the beautiful tyranny of glass and concrete. crush the feeble bones of naturalism under your heel you mighty, you godlike-terrible giants!

I feel this, but I also like the revenge aspect of tree roots creepres and moss overtaking concrete and glass. The idea that straight lines and perfect symmetries can, in the long run, be defeated.

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why you gotta pit two bad bitches against each other

Pretty sure you’ve done this ask game before, but you were a 🐯 until I actually talked to you. Now you’re a 🐰

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How Intimidating Am I?

  • Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”
  • Send 🐰 for barely intimidating
  • Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating
  • Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating
  • Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating
  • Send 🐯 for very intimidating
  • Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”