Me: "I need some serotonin."

Husband: Stands up.

Husband: Sits back down.

Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some."

Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit

Couldn’t you just pause it

oh my sweet summer child

Couldn’t you just pause it???😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pause?!?!

PAUSE!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pause???? 😂😂😂😂 Oh man, how old is this poor kid?

PAUSE?????

Peter Parker in Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

Same energy

#Thor’s two moods when it comes to Loki

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

reblog and put in the tags how many pillows you sleep with

me: it’s not realistic to expect the type of love depicted in movies and stories, they function on an idealized notion of love that has a quick deus ex machina for situations that would require entire lifetimes to solve in real life

me, when Mr Darcy has to flex his hand after briefly holding Elizabeth’s hand in Pride and Prejudice (2005):

customer: can you check in the back?

me: madam there are HORSES in there

me, barely existing: “I’ll take another iced coffee”

🎵oh, i wanna nap with somebody…🎵

🎵i wanna fall aˢˡᵉᵉᵖ  with somebody…🎵

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

I hate that the only way to find new music is to listen to new music………………………….. who made this system