Klaus: I love you brother
Sparrow Ben: bro who the fUCK ARE YOU HOW’D YOU GET IN MY ROOM
Laszlo's obviously been on such a journey of wanting to connect with humanity over the last couple of seasons I can only think how funny it would be if he decided to track down the descendants of his bastard children he fathered as a human and discovered Guillermo was one of them
Back in Al Qolnidar, I always heard stories about the Jews. Exceptionally proud people, fierce warriors, but I never actually got to meet one.
If I had a nickel for every time a canon gay couple is unsuccessful at running away together due to some miscommunication—or lack of communication—I would have 6 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened 6 times.
You would think, since Guillermo is purposefully avoiding Nandor for both of their safety, that he’d have the grace to be at least a little glad that Nandor found a new friend—after all, that would be less of Nandor hunting him through the house if his attention was divided to someone else; plus, he really does want Nandor to be happy.
But nooooo of course not. Of course he makes this pouty sad baby face.
Then when Nandor asks if Guillermo’s talking to Alexander, there’s something so passive aggressive and bitchy about the way he folds his phone into his arms and looks at Nandor.
At the end of the episode, Guillermo’s so happy. He gets snapped at and still makes an “awww…I’ve missed this” face. They both get what they want in the end of the episode without having to have any sort of conversation about it.
They’re so pathetic.
Here's my lovely wife, Nadja. Thank you, my love.
Nadja and Laszlo in What We Do in the Shadows: Local News
[Guillermo] always seems to have something else going on these days. And so I have decided to hunt for a new companion.
9-1-1 2.04 "Stuck"
There's a double meaning here, I'm sure.
I know this is not the takeaway I should have gotten from this episode but like. Genuinely, I want to see Nandor to interact with Guillermo's family sooo bad.