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Kat Rampant

@kat-rampant / kat-rampant.tumblr.com

I reblog fan things and smart things other people say.

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

Lesbians I love you more than anything else on this planet and all your little posts are cute but do you all realize how much of a commitment running a small farm is

“I just wanna live on a farm and sleep in while my wife brings me tea in bed” like no dummy wake the fuck up it’s 4 in the morning and your wife needs help milking the cows

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someone once messaged me to let me know that Hannibal and Will’s age gap was problematic and I was just sitting there like…. Really…. that’s your first and most pressing issue with Hannigram, Really

they’re cannibals, susan

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my naem is skwid

i am not fish.

i mite be sick

so im in dish.

the doctor touch

it give me shock.

i do not trust

so now im rock

10/10 squid poetry, on my evergreen squid tweet 😂

turns out you can get an all-woman crew for free and the women have unique sea shanties so now my ship is powered by pure concentrated lesbianism

so i looked up the lyrics to the shanty they’re singing because i’m lovin it and someone provided

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careers for women that we need to bring back

  • amazon warrior
  • bare-breasted huntress of artemis
  • decrepit cave sibyl
  • beautiful nymph, companion to the gods (water edition)
  • beautiful nymph, companion to the gods (forest edition)
  • witch who calls the gods of the afterlife on people she doesn’t like

this is sorceress who lives alone on an island turning men into pigs erasure

Somebody point me to the witch who calls the gods of the afterlife on people she doesn’t like college.