wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

art belongs to no one

peter parker is spider-man????

heres an idea: tag ur fucking spoilers

​this is about the new spiderverse movie. everytime someone doesnt tag it correctly im blocking them :3

if u say the words: "shoulda seen it in theatres then" to me im going to get u.

i cant see it in theatres. i cannot view flashing lights or colors. i will be viewing this movie with the lights on and with sunglasses in my home bc studios are apparently incapable of making movies that are safe for everyone to watch. 👍

additionally: tag for flashing lights if ur putting out clips of the movie, u fucking asshats. its not fucking safe for people who are sensitive to flashing lights.

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

still true

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

happy birthday to the only things ever

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

Hey.

The most day ever

I luckily haven't had to deal with much chronic pain or hand pain yet, especially with regards to baking (crochet is another story). That said, these look like some pretty solid tips! There's also some in the comments section.

As this link nears five hundred notes, I'm just... very quietly touched at how many people are sharing it. Whether they need it themselves (or think they will someday), or know someone else who might need it, the fact that all of them are sharing the sentiment of "I want the people who love doing this thing to be able to keep doing the thing that they love" is... yeah. It makes me happy.

(here she is btw)

if you vote please also reblog!

dance of death

y'all wanna see a horror story in 2 pictures?

really wanna know where OP got this because the architecture doesn't line up at all; is the one on the right a photoshop job or an AI generation or what? look at the staircase in the back (replaced with a closet??), the fact that the doorway in the before and the 'arch' in the after are misaligned, the stairway the picture is taken from is replaced with a walkway...

edit: also the individual steps on the stairs moved between pictures!

...huh.

i found this tweet, and looking at the replies/quotes i see mentions of an instagram video, but with no links. and i don't have an instagram account and am not making one so i can search it

independently of whether these pictures correspond to physical reality i think i like the latter more, which from a look at the notes inspires not just disaste but moral outrage from a lot of people. c'est la vie!

PLACES / TIME

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

General

Jedi

Mandalorians

Clones

MISCELLANEOUS

HEALTH AND MEDICINE

SHIPS AND VEHICLES

FOOD AND DRINKS

LANGUAGES; PHRASES AND SLANG; VOCABULARY

Fan-created Conlangs

HELPFUL BLOGS & SITES

WRITING IN GENERAL (For those who don't want to die like Stormtroopers)

Legend

twitter does tumblr sexyman polls -> tumblr agonises over this because we can't do polls -> tumblr adds polls -> both sites go crazy with fandom polls -> twitter announces it's locking polls behind paid membership -> "2024, The Year of Tumblr"

aoba attached to prevent breaching

Just curious but how was generic cute blue anime character holding a cute fluffy animal going to prevent the post about blue websites often turned into anime characters from breaching? They fit right in that's mr tumblr herself and it's her year celebrating with a fluffy beast.

that blue-haired anime boy's a powerful weapon from another time

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

Bibliography

The phenomenon of people snagging their preferred username on Discord and within a couple hours getting a friend request from their not-quite-correct username doppelganger is incredibly funny even if I do feel for the people who have to beg for their lifetime username from a stranger

Me, on your doorstep like a travelling salesman in a rumpled ill-fitting suit, sweating profusely, asking through a clenched grin: hey fella that's a nice username you've got there, whaddya say I make you an offer? How bout it huh? Please? I'm dyin here

Ol Gil#7329’s gotta have his username buddy!

baseball different from how i remember it

glad they added new maps to baseball

Guy wearing a harness at pride except it says "NERVOUS" on it

The notes on this have started to annoy me so I will turn off reblogs soon everyone say goodbye nervous harness post

There’s one guy in Columbus Ohio that has a completely unique strain of Covid that we only know about because of how much he is shitting and it is baffling researchers.

His identity is a mystery but they know where commutes to because his shits turn up there too.

Imagine going about your daily life blissfully unaware that there’s a research team dedicated to tracking you through your actual shit

I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something

man what the fuck

Saw post by Atun-Shei reposted on twt (it was posted on ig stories originally)!

Dick Jett is canonically Bisexual! :D Happy Pride Month to Dick :3

i love being responsible for things like this. :)

I DIDN'T KNOW OTHER PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT THIS GUY

I HAVE A PIC OF HIM DRINKING WINDEX SAVED ON MY PHONE DGJCGHNVF

YAHHHHH @therealjohnbrown INTRODUCED ME TO FROZEN 50S MAN AND NOW WE (ME) ACCIDENTALLY CANON BISEXUAL-ED HIS ASS LMAO

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT